Tuesday, May 31, 2005

"Touch me again, and I'll kill ya."-----Joe Holanbeck



I was watching this movie recently at a friend's house. I was reciting all the lines, and I kept explaining how I loved the movie, but I didn't own it. My friend's asked me why not, and I informed them that I used to own it on VHS, and watched it several times. I decided then and there that I had to buy this movie again. I'm writing this because my cousin/friend had bought it for me back when I met her. It was the first thing that she had ever bought me. My cousin Chip had bought me Lethal Weapon 2 and she bought me this one. I think of the times at her house when we would watch it. Great characters and a great story. You rock. I hope you know what movie.

Thanks Alabama.

"There 600 dollar pants, they don't have like a t.v. in 'em or something?"-----Joe Holanbeck

"If hate were people, I'd be China!"-----Phil Berquist

Marion and I used to hate blogs and live journals, until now. We used to make fun of our friend Alabama, for writing on them. Then one day as a joke, we started a live journal. We were hooked. We wrote stupid shit and then waited to see what people said about it. Sending people to watch an olympic athlete sing in a music video or predicting the death of the POPE. It was all mindless shit that made us laugh.


Then one day, I had Marion help me sign on for a blog site. I thought that it was really cool that I could put pictures on it and make the colors however I want. It was really interesting to me. I also noticed that being as it was my own blog, I could write what I want and be creative, which is what I love to do. Although, I've noticed that Marion doesn't seem to care for it that much. Either because of the movie aspect of it, or because we've gotten away from being funny.
So I leave you with this thought. If your eyes are the windows to your soul, then what does it mean if I wear glasses? Do I have fucked up windows? I also have a lazy eye, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? I'm scared, HOLD ME.


The ironic thing is that I hate Adrian Zmed and tomatoes, but I like Bachelor Party and ketchup. If you're wondering who Adrian Zmed is, I'll give you a hint. He took over for Deney Terrio on Dance Fever. If you don't know who or what that is, then here's another hint. He was in Grease 2. If you're saying to yourself, "Deney Terrio was in Grease 2, was he the hunky guy?" No you're wrong. Deney Terrio isn't in Grease 2, Adrian Zmed is. Now if you are saying, "Grease 2 is the best movie ever, I love it, and I'm glad that this guy's talking about it." Then you should leave this site and never come back. If you are a friend of mine, lose my number and don't ever talk to me again. Obviously you missed the point that I HATE ADRIAN ZMED!!!! Also GREASE 2 SUCKED ASS, but T.J. Hooker rocks balls.
This is one time that Marion would not call me a movie snob.

"You're a funny guy."-----Henry Hill

Monday, May 30, 2005

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."-----Rhett Butler



I like my blog, but I'm wondering if Marion does? I understand that she doesn't like movies as much as me or someone else. She calls me a movie snob, because I have an opinion about movies. If having an opinion on something makes me a snob, then we are all snobs in some way or another. I also understand that she she doesn't really care about movie lines. I believe that she thinks that I must sit and remember a movie line by watching it over and over again. I don't, they are just memorable, like I've said before. Marion knows her certain favorite movie lines, but they are all from one movie. Her favorite movie, GREASE. There is nothing wrong with that, but this is who I am.


I like movies, books, history and television. Everybody has their thing, and mine happens to be movies. Everybody likes movies and can bond in some sort of a way by discussing them. I can only discuss WWII or James Pattersons, 'Along Came a Spider' with certain people. However, I can discuss Pulp Fiction with EVERYONE. That's the power of movies, and I don't think I'll ever get anyone to FULLY understand my love of it.

"I'm smart!"-----Vito Corleone






"Would you like to play a game?"-----W.H.O.P.P.E.R.



Friends of mine play video games alot. I on the other hand do not. In our culture today, guys play video games. I should LOVE them, because they are like interactive movies. Yet still, I just can't make myself sit there in front of the television and play one for hours. Although, I can sit for hours and watch several movies. GO FIGURE. I play some video games, but not many. If I buy one, I usually don't even end up playing it. Some of my friends might say that I'm not a MAN. Maybe so. Maybe not a man in their aspects, but I do have a penis. If I had a vagina though, oh what fun I would have fingering myself. MMMMMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


"Game over, man!"-----Hudson, W.

Friday, May 27, 2005

"I don't want to do it, but I will turn this place into the fucking Wild Bunch." --- Seth Gecko



If you haven't noticed by now, all the titles of my blog are movie lines, and the end of my etries are movie lines. I had started by telling you who the character was and the actor that played him/her. I have decided that it's more interesting if you have to think about it. "What movie was that?" The movie line above is my all time favorite movie line. I know you're saying well than ASS, why isn't your blog named that? Raiders of the Lost Ark is my favorite movie.
I know that that's a BOLD statement, but it's true. Although, I did like E.T. a WHOLE BUNCH. It made me cry. The second movie that I remember seeing in the movie theater. The first was the incomparable and never duplicated..........................The Empire Strikes Back! I went with my family and it was awesome.
Being a writer, I can really appreciate a good movie line. "Luke, I am your FATHER!" A great one. There are some bad ones too, "I just have to say that you have the biggest dick, I have ever seen on a man."---- Brandon Lee to Dolph Lundgren in Showdown in Little Tokyo. That's a HORRIBLE one.
I love movies. The history of cinema, the unusual OLD ones that you've never heard of, and the ones that stick with you. That is why my blogs will have movie lines in them. I will write about other things, of course.

"What does that mean, huh? China is here." ----Jack Burton

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

"I didn't make him for you!" ---- Frank n Furter (Tim Curry)



About 2 weeks ago my friend, I'll call her Marion, was listening to the television as she surfed the internet. On TV was The Rocky Horror Picture Show. She called me shortly afterwards and said, "Hey if you want to buy me something, buy me the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack." I told her that I would keep my eye out for it.

Then yesterday as her and I were driving to get some milkshakes, I had the idea that we should stop and get the soundtrack. We did, and I made a copy so that we could both have one.

Cut to: Tonight we are sitting here and looking at our friend's blogs and what do we see but our friend has written about her old experiences from Rocky. (Not the one with Carl Weathers) So we both thought WOW that is an odd little coincidence.

Sometimes weird shit happens. You can see that we are so busy with our exciting lives that we can just nonchalantly go for milkshakes and then decide to stop and by a CD.

JEALOUS MUCH?

We are the masters of our own destiny.

"You're so cool!" ----Alabama Worley (Patricia Arquette)

"I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel." ------ Pee Wee Herman



That's me the loner. I have no girlfriend, and no REAL social life. This is not a pity party, so don't think that way. It is just the way that I am. I would love to be with someone who loves me, but I am also content with being alone. I don't really know where to go look for a woman. I mean they are everywhere, but I am not the type to just walk up to a woman and start talking. It takes awhile for me to open up to people, but when I do, look out. Don't know why I'm writing this. Maybe because I'm bored and can't think of something Genius to write.

2 years ago I killed a sixteen year old kid on the road to Flagstaff. I am not proud of it, but it happened. Sometimes you're just pushed too far. I burned and buried the body along with any form of identification that he had. His name was Ronnie Voncer and I am sorry. He drew first blood, not me.


Maybe who I am is LONELINESS. That defines me as a human being. That makes me who I am. Without loneliness I would not be whole, but then again maybe I am incomplete now. Maybe a woman would make me whole. Who knows the answer to lifes burning questions. Sure as hell not me, but I am trying.

Life is like a sandwich, it's whatever you make it.

Don't cry for me Argentina. I'll be fine. Life is beautiful and all is well. I am happy to be alive and I have wonderful friends that make the world a better place because they are here. Whenever I think that I may have it bad I just look at someone who is more of a loser than myself and think, "Well, I'm not a loser like that guy." That makes all the difference.

In the grand spectrum of things, you never really have it THAT bad. If you are alive, don't bitch. If you can move your extremeties, definately don't bitch. If you are alive, can move your extremeties and speak in full sentences, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have nothing to bitch about. The day that you lose all of that, then that's a BAD day. You won't care then because you'll be dead. Everybody have a nice day and enjoy the little things.

"At the very least, we have someone we love to grow old with."
Neil Page (Steve Martin)
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

My favorite movie of ALL time.
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