Monday, October 31, 2005

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

Maybe you guys want to hear this, and maybe not.
My none so slutty life is like so:

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.*
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.*
I have had sex while watching porn.*
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.*
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.*
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.*
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.*
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.*
I have had sex under water.*
I have had sex in the snow.*
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.*
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.*

There's me in a nut shell. Here I thought I would feel better about myself after high school.

Anyway, here are some other things that I wanted to post.

On Sunday, I was watching 60 minutes and I found some things out that made me angry. The exposing of the female CIA operative was one them. I had heard about this before, but never in detail. The thing that made me angry was our government. It was the Vice President's secretary, or something under the vice president, that exposed this poor woman. She had a CIA front that she used to say that she worked for, and they exposed that this was a front. Her whole life was turned upside down. People that she had gotten close to are now mad and want retaliation. The thing that gets me is that other CIA operatives might have used that dummy company as a front also, and now they may be exposed. This biggest thing that pisses me off is that IT'S OUR OWN GOVERNMENT THAT DID THIS!!!!!

I mean, we now the government's bad. Who do you think killed President Kennedy? Why do you think we are over there fighting Iraq? It's all politics, but there should be a line that people do not cross. They say that the reason she was exposed is for political reasons on the part of the guy, Scooter, that exposed her. This is a bunch of fucking bullshit. Her classmates that she went to school with to become a CIA agent have never told her secret. That's fucking loyalty if you ask me. I am a person who is very loyal, and it makes me mad that our government would not be. Why bother working for a government that is not going to keep your secret or stand by you. I'm not saying that they should say, "Oh that prisoner that you have there is one of our agents. Could you let him go?" GOD NO! Then they keep the fucking secret. It makes me angry, and I hope things change when BUSH is out of office.

Next topic that was also on 60 Minutes:

A company named Weyco, had a meeting awhile back informing all of their employees that they are not allowed to have any nicotine in their bodies. If so they will be FIRED. This means that you can not even smoke in the privacy of your own home. They give you 15 months to quit, but if you don't then you are terminated. They said that there are about 20 or 25 states that can do this if they want. Bumper stickers, the people you hang out with, drinking socially, or the way you live in general can all be factors of you being fired. The scary thing is that we live in one of these states. The owner of Weyco is such a dick that he put a scale by the vending machine, so that employees will think twice before eating a candy bar. This whole thing was to cut his insurance costs, and he doesn't even know if it's saving him money or not. Another story was of a guy that worked for the company that makes Budweiser. He went out on a date one night after work. He went out to eat and ordered a BUD, but the waiter accidentally brought him a COORS. A little bit later, his bosses' son saw them there and came over to their table. The son asked him if he wanted him to buy him a beer. The man refused, but had the Coors still sitting there. The next day the man was fired. He has his case pending in court.

We the people of United States of America, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, and promote the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do or dain and establish this Constitution of the United States of America.

Sometimes we forget where we came from. We have a great country, but we need to hold on to it.

For Stephanie:

You wore the dress that you got from ebay,
and it fit you good, in just the right way.
I notice Will and Kenny are growing up so very fast,
you want to make us food at the park, to save some cash.
Raiders of the Lost Ark will be fun, and I can't wait,
It really turns you on when someone watches you masterbate?
Sorry this poem is less than sweet, and hardly even clever,
I'm sure I'll write you another, because we'll know eachother forever.

That's all that I could think of at 4:39 in the morning. Hope you enjoyed it.

For Mrs. H.:

Not a poem for you, but a few statements. We talk when we are not watching T.V. I hope that you are not getting mad at me for some reason. It seems that you may be more agitated at me lately. That show was good. (I hope I'm not hooked.) Heard a joke on Saturday Night Live, "The new season of Real World will be shot in Detroit, and so will a couple cast members." Maybe we can go out to eat tonight or tomorrow. I would like to maybe go to Chili's or Applebee's. (Not too expensive)

Love you STD infected bitches.

Have a wonderful day.
Thanks for reading.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Hello, my friends, hello

Just got done watching The Jazz Singer with Mrs. H. It was a movie that she had watched several times in her youth. I wanted to experience that with her. It was a good movie, but I would have never watched if it weren't for the fact that she loved it. Although, now I want to see the original with Al Jolson from 1930. It was the first talking picture.

It was interesting to see the elements of a different movie that became big years later. The movie would be Pure Country, which starred another real life musician, George Strait. I believe that everyone's mother likes this movie. I know mine does. It has George Strait getting fed up with the lime light, so he just goes off and experiences life. Then people find out who he is, or someone from his other life find him. That's what happened toward the end of The Jazz Singer. Neil Diamond just walked away from his life in L.A. and became a singer in a country bar. Only to be brought back by his friend. Everyone in the movie did good, especially Laurence Olivier. I told Mrs. H. that she would have found Mr. Olivier sexy if she had seen him when he was younger.

Here are comparing pictures"

It weird what age does to you. Oh well, that's life.

Something else that I wanted to talk about is Rosa Parks. She passed away the other day. I had always thought that she was sitting in the front of the bus and didn't move to the black section in the back. The story is that she was sitting in the back of the bus in the black section, and when the bus picked up more white people they wanted her to move back even further. Basically if there were too many white people on a bus they would take over the black section. Requiring all the black people to stand. She refused to move, and the police were called. She was arrested. After this several blacks boycotted the bus. It is partially because of her that the civil rights movement started. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X began speaking and the world was forever changed. Racism still lives and it's a sad thing that the world may never be totally color blind.

On the brighter side of things, I just watched Batman Begins the other day for the second time. I enjoyed it even more than I did the first time. Then again I am a fan of Batman. Christian Bale is a very good Batman/Bruce Wayne. It had heart, action, suspense, and a bit of humor. I hope that they keep doing them like this, gritty and realistic.

The bad news for me is that I've recently bought Batman Begins, Kingdom of Heaven, The Warriors, Stir of Echoes, and Titanic 3 disc set on DVD. I've said that I am not buying DVDs anymore, and the only truth so far is that I'm not buying as many as I used to. Most of these were bought with money that my aunt owed me. I know that I could have saved it, and that would be that much more money that I would have saved. I feel that I am doing so much better than I used to be. I have definitely decided that I will be leaving on May 1st. That is final. That will give me enough money to go on my trip and be comfortable. I know that you are all saying, "Stupid Phillip, stop buying DVDs." I just like treating myself to stuff. I also know that I should just wait 6 months and that will be my reward when I am enjoying myself on my trip. I guess I am stupid, but at least I'm happy. Lonely but happy.

Speaking of lonely, it's time to go home and watch a movie by myself. I will be working for the next 4 days and I will write something on Monday. Unless something captures my fancy before then. I wonder if, "Capture my fancy" is the same as "Make my dick twitch"? If so there are a couple of ladies in my life that have captured my fancy, but nothing else. Maybe it doesn't mean that, because a DVD, a car, a painting, nature, etc. has never captured my fancy.

I love you all, and hope you all have good days at work and in life.

Until next time,

Sunday, October 23, 2005

I'm no Robert Frost

I feel that people are waiting for me to write on my blog. I figure that I should write while I'm at the computer. If I don't, I may forget what I wanted to write. Although, there are several times that I have nothing to write, but I force myself to. I want the people that read this, to have something new to read.

I write dumb shit in hopes that you'll laugh, or I try to be deep and show another side of me. Several of the things that I write are only for me, and you guys could care less. I never like that because I feel that I'm letting my readers down. I know that I'm no Robert Frost, but still....

It was so much easier when I had Brig and Matt to pick on. Now I've just got my own observations, and they're sometimes, usually, always boring. My writing teacher in college said, "Write what you know, and write from your heart." I try, but you girls don't care about movies as much as me. Then again maybe I'm just trying too hard to be clever.

Sorry to waste your time.....again.

Sorry to, "THE DUKE"

This is an appology to John Wayne. I know that he's dead, but I thought I'd appologize anyway. I used to say that John Wayne was our parent's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just an action hero tough guy. THen about 5 years ago my friend Joe told me that I should see a movie called, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance." I told him I would, but that was because Jimmy Stewart was in it too. I rented the movie and reluctantly watched it. I wasn't big into the movie as it was, on top of that, it was an early 60's western. I sat and watched it. I was drawn in, and John Wayne was no Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I won't go into what the movie is about, but I will say that I bought it right away. It's one of my favorites. I rented more John Wayne movies after that, and now I own several more. So, I'm sorry Mr. Wayne for putting you in the same category as a lesser talent. It just goes to show that you shouldn't speak about what you don't know.

For the ladies:
I'm sorry that I bored you.

Always thinking

I wrote this the other day:

The date is October 21st, and I'm sitting in a golf cart watching an area where Christmas stuff is being set up. I have 5 months and 1 week until I start my trip, yet all I can do is think about it. I keep rerouting my trip to new locations. I can't help but think of what music I'll use for my video, or what funny things I'll do. It's torture and I can barely stand it.

It's definately a good thing, because it keeps me focused. I know that I WILL save the money. The only bad thing is when things come up that cost money. That takes me down a peg, financially and mentally. As of right now I have -68 dollars in my checking account. I have a check coming on the 25th, but more money will be taken out of that. I have cancelled cable and stopped buying DVDs, but still things come up.

I was happy because I'd have 890 dollars on the 25th and that would be a good start. Then I realized that my insurance was due, and that's 55 dollars. No big deal, I thought. Well, now I will also be paying the -68 dollars, 65 dollars for my APS bill, 40 dollars on the last of my cable, and my Southwest Gas bill. It hurts me to think about. It's 2 steps forward and then 1 step back. On top of all that, I owe my dad 468 dollars. OUCH!

I have done some checking on things and some figuring. It seems that I may not have enough money to leave on April 1st. I may have to wait until May 1st. That really sucks because I have a set date of April 1st and if I postpone it, then I will have excuses to postpone again. It would be nice to have as much money as I could, but then I may never go on the trip. My aunt and uncle are still going to buy my T.V. for between 600 and 700, plus give me their T.V. That'll be nice. I'm really contemplating selling the rest of my DVD collection. Although, they are 374 really good movies, but then again they are still just things. I could rebuy them when I get back. Except that would be a waste of money. I just keep trying to think of what I could sell, and that's all I got. I'm hoping that someone will pay alot on ebay to sponsor my trip. From what I've checked though, it doesn't look good.

I've figured out how to get the stuff I need for the trip. I will ask for camping stuff for Christmas and also have a party before I leave. I just want to go as soon as possible.
I'm wondering what's going to happen when I get back. I will have went on this huge road trip, and then I'm going to go back to my mundane life. It'll be like a drug and I'll want more. After living so carefree on the road, I will hate to go back to a controlled work environment. Mrs. H. would say that I'm, "Borrowing Trouble." I may be, but that thought jumped into my head the other day.

The other fear, of course, is that I may get all the way to New York or someplace and run out of money. Then what do I do? What a buzz kill that would be. Then again I'm thinking too far ahead. I haven't even saved the money yet. I want to think of every possible thing that could go wrong, then I'll be covered. Better safe then sorry.

Some of you may care, and others may not. You're probably sick of hearing about it. I can't even explain how excited I am. I'm sure that it'll all work out in the end.

Just thought you might want to hear what's going through my head everyday.

Love ya.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

"God like" coffee, rain, a poem, and other observations of life

I've written about the sayings on the Starbuck's coffee cups, but now it may be getting too weird. The latest saying that they are putting on their cups is about GOD. I haven't seen it yet, but I've read about it in the paper.

This is what it says:
"You are not an accident. Your parents may not have planned you, but God did. He wanted you alive and created you for a purpose. Focusing on yourself will never reveal your purpose. You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense. Only in God do we discover our origin, our identity, our meaning, our purpose, our significance, and our destiny."- Rev. Rick Warren for Starbucks

This man is the author of The Purpose Driven Life. From reading the article I've put together that other franchises put bible quotes on their wrappers in small print. I guess it's better to have it out there for all the world to see, then to try subconscious tactics. The other point of course is freedom of speech. They are not cramming it down our throat.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I got turned on for a second thinking about cramming things down throats. Not mine, but yours. SUCK IT!

The next thing is the fact that some foreigners don't know the proper use of the language. I work at the Airport Hilton with a Filipino guy who did this exact thing last night.

Here was the conversation:
"Phillip, now there's another problem. The man in room 147, his T.V. isn't working."
"That sucks."
"Fuck. FUCK! You know Phillip, when it rains it rains."
"Yep, that's for sure."

Now I thought that it was kind of cute, but that it also made sense in it's own way. Of course, not the way he meant it.

When it rains, it pours. That means that when shit happens, it's usually followed by more shit.

When it rains, it rains. That means that when shit happens, there's nothing you can do about because shit happens. Kind of funny, kind of weird, something to write.

On Saturday I went to Mary's wedding. I bought her a wedding gift, but I also thought that I would write her a poem.

Here it is:
Mary your wedding was really fun,
It was a little hot under the sun.
You looked stunning in your dress,
And your cleavage too I must confess.
You and Cameron make a perfect pair,
Your wedding day, I'm glad I could share.
Several people have seen your exposed breasts,
Except me and Sean Connery, which makes me feel blessed.
I'm so glad that I met you, you make me feel happy,
Except when I love you is not returned, then I feel crappy.

I hope she likes it.

Now last, but not least. Tonight when I showed up at Mrs. H.'s house she had dinner ready. She made chicken enchiladas. They had alot of onions in them, but they were good. We watched T.V. and she listened to my boring stories. Her husband bought her the movie The Warriors. She likes that movie alot. They had a bomb threat at her work today and during the break she went shopping. Her farts smell like peppermint, and her skin feels like a hardboiled egg with no shell.

Not much I could think of, but that's about you.

Love you all. I won't be writing for awhile, as I have to work on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. I am off on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. That's when I'll be writing.

4 days off. I bet you guys are jealous. Although, I'm still a security guard.

I love you all, and have a good day.

I know that I will.

Something interesting about Stephanie......
More stuff all about Kris......
Something about Rylee......
Maybe something about Brig......
And shit about me, my life, my trip, and work.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Bond, James Bond

They've finally chosen a new Bond. His name is, Daniel Craig. He was in the movies Layer Cake and Road to Perdition. He's been in others, but those are probably the ones that you know. He is a good actor, but it'll be hard to see Bond as a blonde. Much less as a rougher looking guy. Not so suave and debonair as the others.

I am a HUGE Bond fan.

This will be the sixth actor playing Bond.

Sean Connery will always be the best James Bond.

George Lazenby was good, but not a good actor. He was a model.

Sean Connery came back for one more movie.

Roger Moore showed up and brought a new attitude to Bond. He was sarcastic and a bit more funny.

Timothy Dalton I really liked because he had that hard edge to him.

Then came Pierce Brosnan, the one I'd been waiting for since Remington Steele.

Now there's Daniel Craig. I think that he'll do good. I am very excited. They say the release date for the new Bond film, Casino Royale, is November of 2006. I'll be there. He will do 3 films and then they will get another or continue to use him.

It should be fun.

Sorry if you guys aren't interested, but it's not all about you.

Friday, October 14, 2005

For my friend Kristina

Little things mean so much to me,
Like sitting on the couch watching T.V.

You are there by my side and I know,
That you will make me laugh while we watch a show.

Our lives are not much, but we sure have fun,
Sitting on our asses watching Real World Austin.

Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time in your casa,
Laying around the house like Lion King's Mufasa.

I am glad we are friends, and wouldn't want you as a wife,
Because YOU are the only thing of importance in my life.

That was a poem for my friend of 16 years. She does so much for me. I wish that I could do more for her. This may be sappy, but I'm entitled to be. It's my blog. I've compared us to Luke and Leia which I thought was fitting. I also compare us to the Facts of Life theme song.

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have.......

A force to be reckoned with!

(Announcer's voice)
"They landed on the planet Earth via the Drive In. He has the powers to degrade himself with humor, make fun of your shoes, and use sarcasm as a security blanket. She has the power to bitch out any man or woman, make fun of the socks that you are wearing with your gay ass shoes, bitch about how she just remembered that she needs a new pair of shoes, and also uses sarcasm as a security blanket. Together they hold down couches with their asses, in order to make more room in the outside world for the people that like to exercise. They watch alot of T.V. to learn more about the planet Earth. She watches reality shows, and a show about a tree on a hill. He watches everything else, including a not too funny show about an office. They wait for their time to come, and that's when they will THINK about world domination. Tune in every weekday, to the ADVENTURES OF KRIS AND PHIL!"

Jealous much Earthlings?

HA! Suck it! You wish you were we.

Have a good day.

Tune in on my next blog to find out:
Why the Swedish Bikini team needs grannies slippers,
what's in Johnny's hair that makes it eat him,
and where you can get some gay ass shoes.

Oh they're on your feet.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Thought I did good

I was full of piss and vinegar, and thought that I would do really well on this test. Apparently not.

You Failed the US Citizenship Test

Oops, you only got 6 out of 10 right!

Something, nothing, and everything in between

Once again I sit here and try to think of something to write. Sometimes people read this and always Mrs. H. reads it. I enjoy writing posts, but I more enjoy that people read them. Anyway on to what's up with me. Well, Mrs. H. just bought me a fucking kick ass, cool as shit Atlas for my trip. I believe that I've already explained that I sold 165 dollars worth of DVDs. My aunt is now going to buy my 53" T.V. and give me their T.V. I'm hoping for 700 dollars. I told her 600, but I'm hoping that I can get 700. Plus in 2 weeks I will have 890 from my paycheck to go into my account. Soon 5000 dollars by April 1st.

I'm just working towards my trip and it is awesome. Some people think that my car won't make it, and others think that I will get lonely and turn around before Seattle. HELL NO! I'm having the car checked tomorrow and before I go. I will not turn back once I leave. I will miss my friends and be lonely, but oh what adventures I will have. I am also hoping to start an auction on ebay for a sponsor for my trip. That would be cool, they could paint my car with whatever logo they wanted and I would be fine with it. Unless it was gay porn or Denny's, then I would LOVE IT. Just kidding. I would not like that. I still got some EXACT figuring to do.

Just watched a television movie called, "The Hunt for the BTK Killer". It was very good, and the actor that they got to play him looked just like him. The funny thing was that he was a COMPLIANCE OFFICER, which is a kind of security guard. I am a security guard. He wore glasses, and I wear glasses. He liked to Bind, Torture, and Kill people, and I like to Bind my movies by director, Torture women by making them look at me, and Kill any future romance that I could have by doing the previous two things. So we are the same. They say everyone has a twin, and I've found mine.

I'm going to eat apple sauce when I get home.

Another saying that is on my Starbuck's coffee cup is:

Modern life is remarkable, but we're still human beings with basic human needs. We need real community. We need satisfying and compelling work. We need health, play, love and companionship. A century of remarkable technological advances can't undo the millions of years of evolution that have made us who we are, and to pretend otherwise is to do ourselves a huge disservice.--MOBY


Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of names. Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans. But they got, different strokes, it takes different strokes, it takes different strokes to move the world. Everybody's got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine. It don't matter that you got, not alot. So what, they'll have theirs and you'll have your's, and I'll have mine. And together we'll be fine, cause it takes different strokes to move the world, yes it does. It takes different strokes to move the world.


Making your way in the world today, takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help alot. Wouldn't you like to get away. Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name. And their always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, the troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name. You wanna go where people know, people are all the same. You wanna go where everybody knows your name.


Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah. I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo, but somehow they just don't end up as mine. It's a death defying life I lead, but I take my chances. I die for a living in the movies, and t.v. But the hardest thing I ever do, is watch my leading ladies, kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee. I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car, cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I've never spent much time in school, but I've taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, a hey hey. I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch, but when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, a hey hey. I might jump an open draw bridge, or Tarzan from a vine. Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

Mrs. H. or anyone else. If you know where the last one is from I'll buy you an ice cream.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Dreams of the unknown and other oddities

I had a dream today about meeting Steven Spielberg. I was hanging out with him while he was filming his new movie. I was asking him questions about the industry and all the movies that he's directed. He is only half listening to me, (like my friends do)and I tell him a couple of ideas for some scripts that I have. He tells me that they suck and is not the mentor that I thought he would be. I was upset, but didn't know how to tell him about it. He wouldn't care if I was upset anyway. Then I woke up.

Then I had a dream that I died. I think that I was on my way home and I got in a car wreck or something. I didn't necessarily dream my death, but I was dead. Kris didn't know what song to play at my funeral because we haven't picked one. It was weird and I remember thinking that I would never get to go on my trip. Plus whatever other regrets that I may have.

After that I woke up and thought, "Wow, I'm alive. Cool." I looked at the clock and it was 2:00 PM. I layed my head down for a minute before I got up and the next thing I know it's 4:40 PM. I swear that I don't remember falling asleep. Anyway, it was just strange.

Not sure if I really have any oddities. The other night my neighbor asked to borrow some movies from me. That was weird to me because we don't speak that much. He borrowed four and returned them a couple days later. The other weird thing, for myself, is how into this trip I am. I have not lost focus once. I know that it's because I want to prove to myself and my friends that I can do it. Plus, that I was stupid for never going through with it in the first place. The only hard thing is planning the trip to go to every site that I want to see. Mrs. H. thinks that I will only make it to Seattle, if that, before I want to come back home. I THINK NOT!

The difficult thing for me, as I've said before, is canceling cable and my phone. The other thing is going out to eat and buying DVDs. There are several DVDs that are coming out in the next 3 months that I would love to own. It's called SACRIFICE. For me that's a huge thing. I've figured that I will have saved $5080.00 dollars by April 1st. That is when I will leave, it's a Saturday. I may have already arranged to sell my big screen t.v., or trade for a lesser sized t.v. and some money. Tonight I am going to go through my DVDs and decide what I want to sell. If I am repeating my self from another post then forgive me, I am excited.

Something funny that happened yesterday, was that I heard another bad movie line. It was in the movie Mindhunters. After L.L. Cool J. shoots a guy he says, "We found his weakness, bullets." CRAP! I know you two or three that read this will say, "What's wrong with that, I like it." Well then go rent your Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme movies, and never speak to me again.

For Mrs. H. this in no way an excuse for you to say that you love all of their movies, causing me to not speak to you again. There is no way out for you. You can not escape me. I am here to cause your eyes pain by looking at me, and your ears to want to leap off your head by listening to me. My monotone voice and taco meat moles are here to stay. I think that we've had some good times this past week and I hope that they keep on happening.

Now, to analyze the dreams. The Steven Spielberg one of course is my fear that I'm not a good writer. That if my dream of meeting a famous director ever came to fruition, it would crash and burn in some horrible way.
The other one, was of course my fear that I haven't picked a song for my funeral. That my death would be incomplete. It's weird how are brains work. I find it fascinating.

That is all. I have to go now, so I don't waste the entire night here on the internet. I hope that everyone's lives are going well and everyone is happy. Except George Bush Jr., Chris Canavit(?), Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Benny Hinn. Those people annoy the fuck out of me.

Have a lovely day everybody.

For the ladies, "Love and kisses on all your pink parts."
For the dudes, "Love and kisses on your ass parts." ;)
I'm so STUPID!