Monday, October 31, 2005

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

Maybe you guys want to hear this, and maybe not.
My none so slutty life is like so:

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.*
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.*
I have had sex while watching porn.*
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.*
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.*
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.*
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.*
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.*
I have had sex under water.*
I have had sex in the snow.*
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.*
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.*

There's me in a nut shell. Here I thought I would feel better about myself after high school.

Anyway, here are some other things that I wanted to post.

On Sunday, I was watching 60 minutes and I found some things out that made me angry. The exposing of the female CIA operative was one them. I had heard about this before, but never in detail. The thing that made me angry was our government. It was the Vice President's secretary, or something under the vice president, that exposed this poor woman. She had a CIA front that she used to say that she worked for, and they exposed that this was a front. Her whole life was turned upside down. People that she had gotten close to are now mad and want retaliation. The thing that gets me is that other CIA operatives might have used that dummy company as a front also, and now they may be exposed. This biggest thing that pisses me off is that IT'S OUR OWN GOVERNMENT THAT DID THIS!!!!!

I mean, we now the government's bad. Who do you think killed President Kennedy? Why do you think we are over there fighting Iraq? It's all politics, but there should be a line that people do not cross. They say that the reason she was exposed is for political reasons on the part of the guy, Scooter, that exposed her. This is a bunch of fucking bullshit. Her classmates that she went to school with to become a CIA agent have never told her secret. That's fucking loyalty if you ask me. I am a person who is very loyal, and it makes me mad that our government would not be. Why bother working for a government that is not going to keep your secret or stand by you. I'm not saying that they should say, "Oh that prisoner that you have there is one of our agents. Could you let him go?" GOD NO! Then they keep the fucking secret. It makes me angry, and I hope things change when BUSH is out of office.

Next topic that was also on 60 Minutes:

A company named Weyco, had a meeting awhile back informing all of their employees that they are not allowed to have any nicotine in their bodies. If so they will be FIRED. This means that you can not even smoke in the privacy of your own home. They give you 15 months to quit, but if you don't then you are terminated. They said that there are about 20 or 25 states that can do this if they want. Bumper stickers, the people you hang out with, drinking socially, or the way you live in general can all be factors of you being fired. The scary thing is that we live in one of these states. The owner of Weyco is such a dick that he put a scale by the vending machine, so that employees will think twice before eating a candy bar. This whole thing was to cut his insurance costs, and he doesn't even know if it's saving him money or not. Another story was of a guy that worked for the company that makes Budweiser. He went out on a date one night after work. He went out to eat and ordered a BUD, but the waiter accidentally brought him a COORS. A little bit later, his bosses' son saw them there and came over to their table. The son asked him if he wanted him to buy him a beer. The man refused, but had the Coors still sitting there. The next day the man was fired. He has his case pending in court.

We the people of United States of America, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, and promote the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do or dain and establish this Constitution of the United States of America.

Sometimes we forget where we came from. We have a great country, but we need to hold on to it.

For Stephanie:

You wore the dress that you got from ebay,
and it fit you good, in just the right way.
I notice Will and Kenny are growing up so very fast,
you want to make us food at the park, to save some cash.
Raiders of the Lost Ark will be fun, and I can't wait,
It really turns you on when someone watches you masterbate?
Sorry this poem is less than sweet, and hardly even clever,
I'm sure I'll write you another, because we'll know eachother forever.

That's all that I could think of at 4:39 in the morning. Hope you enjoyed it.

For Mrs. H.:

Not a poem for you, but a few statements. We talk when we are not watching T.V. I hope that you are not getting mad at me for some reason. It seems that you may be more agitated at me lately. That show was good. (I hope I'm not hooked.) Heard a joke on Saturday Night Live, "The new season of Real World will be shot in Detroit, and so will a couple cast members." Maybe we can go out to eat tonight or tomorrow. I would like to maybe go to Chili's or Applebee's. (Not too expensive)

Love you STD infected bitches.

Have a wonderful day.
Thanks for reading.

2 comments:

Mrs. H said...

Don't be stupid! I love you and hanging out with you like always!

LoveTheDivaPrincess said...

OMG I am almost pissing my ppants laughing! I got a poem hee hee Phillip you crack me up. Yes actually that does turn me on lol I am a slight exhibitionist at times and a voyeur at others. A true TROLLOP as Kris would call me. I am looking forward to next week. Oh and ya the stories on 60 minutes, this is one of the most fucked up President's we have had, we have stupid laws in this country to repress people and it ticks me off too!!! Love ya!