Tuesday, June 27, 2006

For Mrs. H.

I scored on the Fresh meat quiz as Darrell a lay low kind of guy. I tried to cut and paste it but it didn't work. SORRY.

Well everyone, I got a raise at work. I now make 13.00 dollars an hour. Very cool for me. Still no benefits, but I do LOVE my 4 days off. I am still working out 3 times a week and I'm loving that too. The other supervisor is going on a vacation here on July 7th-July 14th. When he gets back I was thinking that I would go on a vacation. Mrs. H. was looking up prices for flights to Maui. It was pretty cheap. I am trying to figure out if I should just go by myself, but then again is that really fun. I mean I went to Disneyland by myself and that wasn't that much fun. I just don't know, because I am supposed to work out every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I don't know how I would work that out. I'll kick the idea around a little more and figure it out. I guess if I let them know in advance then I could just push those 3 days to the end of the 3 month plan.

Other then that everything is going great for me. I am still in a good place and I love it. Mrs. H. degrades me, but that's to be expected. I mean look at me. Who wouldn't pick on me?

They say we pick on the ones that we love.

To that I say, "WHATEVER!"

Have a nice day everyone.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Scratch comedian and mark down writer

That would be what I should do. I am a good story teller and writer. I should stick to that. All I know is that I just came here to write something down so that Mrs. H. has something to read on her break. I don't know what else to write. I did have lunch today with my aunt and uncle. Then I went and worked out. I then went and ran errands with Mrs. H. and we went to eat. I bought her some shoes (like she needs them) but they were really cheap. We'll have to go back and see if they have her moms size. We ate at Country Boys, which seems to get more and more white trash every time we go. It's crazy. We then came home and watched our shows and then after she went to bed I watched mine. I am now writing this and then I am going to go to the auto parts store and then home to watch a movie.

I need to see about getting my dvds back from Christy. I had lent them to her son to watch. I really want to get my Superman movies back so I can watch them before the new movie comes out. I have the first 2 and the new one takes place after the second one. I can't wait. I also lent her several other movies. The Matrix collection, Tremors, and so many others that I can't even think of what they are.

I also need to see about taking my iPod alarm clock back to Target. It isn't working.

That is all for now. Sorry that I bore you all with my rants, but hey that's me boring.

I'll write more later,

and that's not a threat. Smart ass.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A bunch of shit going on

The other day I listened to my 3 Dane Cook DVDs and I thought, "Wow, maybe I could be a comedian." I have thought of that before but could never figure out how to write a out my act. Once in the mid nineties I was going to get up on stage and do comedy before my friends band went on stage. I wanted to, and I was honored that they asked me, but I couldn't figure out what to do. How to start the whole thing.

I tell the stories of my childhood, but I don't know if that's funny to other people. I could write a whole routine about my family, but how to make it work right. I also want to write my little stories down for a script for a movie of my life. Who knows. I have several rewrites on all my scripts and I don't do a damn thing.

What am I doing with my life?
Will I be a famous film director?
Am I meant to be a comedian?

I don't know, but I do know that I am happy and content with my life right now. I am in a good place.

I didn't gain any weight this week from drinking my shakes. I actually lost 1 and a quarter pounds. That sucked, because I thought that I was doing so good. I did realize though that over the weekend I was making two shakes but only putting ingredients for one. That sucked. I have been getting hungry every 3 hours though. I feel good and it may be my imagination, but it seems that my muscles are bigger. Anyway, I'm still excited to see where I am going to be after 3 months.

I just bought Will and Grace season 3 and Superman the Animated Series Volume 3 for myself, and Galaxy of Terror for my friend Joe. He saw it back in 81 and told me about it a couple of times. I found it on DVD, so I think that I will suprise him with it when we watch a movie on Thursday. I'll just have it ready and then start it, and he'll be amazed. Too funny. It's some cheesy sci fi movie with Erin Moran in it. Crazy, but I'm sure that it will be funny.

I'm going to go home now and maybe watch an episode or two of TITUS and then I am off to bed. I am meeting with my Aunt Patsy, Uncle Gaylon, and Cousin Sarah Beth. Maybe Chip will be there, but if not no skin off his nose. GET IT. That was mean.

Have a lovely day everyone.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Back to the grindstone

Well, my weekend is over and work is starting again. The other supervisor is taking a week off in the beginning of July. I think then that I will wait for a time to take my vacation. Although, now that I think about it, I can't. I have a workout schedule on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I could still take the days off I guess. Nothing much going on just working and hanging out with Mrs. H. I actually hung out with my friend of 28 years Joe last night. We watched a new movie that I bought called Kiss, Kiss, Bang Bang. It was good and funny. Then he went home after we talked about my loser cousin.

Then I watched 16 Blocks. Another good movie that I bought. It had Bruce Willis and Mos Def in it. I liked it. I am glad that I bought both movies. I hadn't seen either one. The other one had Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jr. in it.

Now I'm writing this. That's about it for now. I may watch another movie, but I just don't know.

Have a nice weekend and I will talk to you all on Monday.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

A movie and some working out


I bought two movies without seeing them first. One was Running Scared. Not the one with Billy Crystal and the late Gregory Hines, but the new one with Paul Walker. The second was The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada with Tommy Lee Jones. They both had good reviews and write ups, so I figured that it was worth the money to buy.

Running Scared was really good. Which is cool, because I thought that it was just going to be good. I'm hoping the three burials one is also good. It's MODERN DAY WESTERN. That means it takes place in the present. I'm going to watch it tonight.

Today I went with the ice princess to work out again. They upped our workout, which is cool. I'm lifting 90 pounds with my legs. Probably not too good, but it's good for me.

Went to Mrs. H. house afterwards. WHAT A SHOCKER! Gee where else would I go. Mr. and Mrs. H. watched Running Scared and I watched it again. Like I said, I liked it. THey liked it too. They went to bed and now I'm writing this. I have the HD Music channel on on their HD TV, and I love it. Such a good picture. Way cool. How Jealous am I?
Big time. Oh well, I at least get to watch it.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006


Mrs. H. thinks that I should have a goal of looking like Bret Michaels. I told her that I was more going for Tobey McGuire in Spiderman.


That's what I'm going for. I think that Tobey has more meat on his body. I understand that her rational is that Bret is hotter. I'm still thinking my goal is the above picture. I would like to have a stomach like Bret's though. Anyway, I'm excited about how I'm going to look in 3 months. I've already gained 5 pounds after a week. Too cool.

I'm very happy. I'm in a good place right now.

As for work, I haven't gone to salary yet. I may soon. The owner did get me a new phone. I didn't get the RAZR like I thought, but I got a NEW slider phone. It's cool. It takes pictures and video. I am happy about that.

That's about all there is for me.

My cousin Exorcised an apartment. It just strikes me as funny that they would even consider asking him to help them. His friends ended up asking him to get the spirits out of the apartment. It is just funny, because he thinks that he is all that, and he's not. That's all I have to say about that.

I am now going home to watch one of the DVDs that I bought the other day. I will eat, go to sleep, and then go work out again.

I'll think of some other things that I was going to write about and forgot.

Stephanie is moving to Tucson, in case I didn't mention that previously. Not Diva Princess, but Chip's ex.

Oh yeah, Mrs. H. and I went and saw the Break-up last night. It was good. We laughed and had a good time. Then we came here and watched some t.v. shows.

I love you all and hope that your lives are going good.

Catch ya later.

Friday, June 09, 2006

New cell phone and new eating habits

On Friday, my boss is getting me a brand new cell phone with bluetooth technology. I am excited to get a new cell phone. It will be nice, especially after mine has been acting up recently.

What with me working out now, and trying to gain weight, I am going to have to eat more frequently. I am supposed to eat every 3 hours. That is almost insane for me, because I don't eat that much as it is. I will do it, but it'll take some getting used to. I have been drinking my shakes and eating, but not as frequently as the trainers would like. The funny thing is that I recently bought a new bike from my cousin for 50 dollars and the trainer told me today that I shouldn't do any cardio. I am supposed to gain weight, not lose it. So basically they said that I can eat whatever I want, except for sugar and processed crap. They said that Mary and I should see results in about a month. I can't wait to see my results.

Sorry it's so boring, but nothing is really going on.

Love you all.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Promotion? and whatever else may come

I was asked the other day by my bosses if I wanted to go to salary. I told them that I might. There would have to be some guidelines, because I don't want to have to work everyday. The other thing that they mentioned was answering alarm calls on Saturdays and Sundays for a place called the Cube. If I did that, I would make $575.00 a month. The cool thing is that I work on the weekends anyway. Plus when the south mountain patrol starts at 7PM then I don't have to worry about the phone until 5 AM. So that would just be fucking cool. I was thinking of asking for 35,000 for the salary. Right now I make 26,000. Now if I make this 575 on top of that, then that's even cooler. After a year of 575.00 I would have 6900 dollars and that's enough for my trip. Too fucking cool again.

Now other than that.....
I started working out today. I'm going to a gym with Mary and we have a personal trainer. I am so excited just thinking of how I'm going to look when I'm all done. Too cool. We will be working out Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I am sore right now, so I know that when I wake up tomorrow I will definately be sore. No pain, no gain.

Something else that I forgot to mention.......
I am now an ordained minister. I am now Reverand Phillip Duke II. I can do weddings, baptisms, exorcisms, etc. I was also absolved of all my sins. I haven't figured out what my religion actually is. I mean I believe, but not fully. There are things that I can't explain that happen. Maybe my religion will be Cosmic Coincidences. So if any of you need a reverand to help you in times of trouble, just let me know. There is no charge for my friends.

God bless you all.

If you feel it in your heart, it's as good as anything.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Haven't done much

I've been trying to get my cell phone fixed. I did go with Mary and sign up for working out. I will be gaining weight and muscle. I have not done much else. Stephanie is coming over Thursday night and we are going to watch movies. She has never seen Die Hard. I am excited to see it with her for the first time. Hopefully I will get my phone fixed. I may get a razr phone from T-mobile because it will be cheaper than paying the 300 dollars for a razr phone at Cricket. I will have to watch my minutes, but all that matters is that my boss is going to pay for my phone. Of course I have to keep the minutes down. I think that I could do it. I won't be getting the new phone until Tuesday.

I have just been relaxing on my days off. Too cool. I will talk to you guys later. I hope everyone is having a wonderful week. Have a good day and a better tomorrow.

I love you all.