Thursday, December 11, 2008

To Be A Great Writer And Things Aren't What They Used To Be

I know that you were thinking that I was full of myself and saying that I'm a great writer. Well that is not the case, well it is, but that's not what I'm writing about tonight.


Dr. Hunter S. Thompson was a great writer. He died 3 years ago. He killed himself. I just watched a very good documentary called GONZO. That was what his style of writing was called, Gonzo journalism. The movie they did about one of his books was called Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Johnny Depp. It's a weird movie, but it really nails how Hunter S. Thompson was. Depp does great as always.

As if you care, here is an excerpt of his writing.
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . ."And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about 100 miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about," he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

It was almost noon, and we still had more than 100 miles to go. They would be tough miles. Very soon, I knew, we would both be completely twisted. But there was no going back, and no time to rest. We would have to ride it out. Press registration for the fabulous Mint 400 was already under way, and we had to get there by 4 to claim our soundproof suite. A fashionable sporting magazine in New York had taken care of the reservations, along with this huge red Chevy convertible we'd just rented off a lot on the Sunset Strip . . . and I was, after all, a professional journalist; so I had an obligation to cover the story for good or ill.

The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

All this had been rounded up the night before, in a frenzy of high-speed driving all over Los Angeles County -- from Topanga to Watts, we picked up everything we could get our hands on. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station. We had sampled almost everything else, and now -- yes, it was time for a long snort of ether. And then do the next 100 miles in a horrible, slobbering sort of spastic stupor. The only way to keep alert on ether is to do up a lot of amyls -- not all at once, but steadily, just enough to maintain the focus at 90 miles an hour through Barstow.

"Man, this is the way to travel," said my attorney. He leaned over to turn the volume up on the radio, humming along with the rhythm section and kind of moaning the words: "One toke over the line . . . Sweet Jesus . . . One toke over the line . . ."

One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats. I could barely hear the radio . . . slumped over on the far side of the seat, grappling with a tape recorder turned all the way up on "Sympathy for the Devil." That was the only tape we had, so we played it constantly, over and over, as a kind of demented counterpoint to the radio. And also to maintain our rhythm on the road. A constant speed is good for gas mileage -- and for some reason that seemed important at the time. Indeed. On a trip like this, one must be careful about gas consumption. Avoid those quick bursts of acceleration that drag blood to the back of the brain.

My attorney saw the hitchhiker long before I did. "Let's give this boy a lift," he said, and before I could mount any argument he was stopped and this poor Okie kid was running up to the car with a big grin on his face, saying, "Hot damn! I never rode in a convertible before!"

"Is that right?" I said. "Well, I guess you're about ready, eh?"

The kid nodded eagerly as we roared off.

"We're your friends," said my attorney. "We're not like the others."

O Christ, I thought, he's gone around the bend. "No more of that talk," I said sharply. "Or I'll put the leeches on you." He grinned, seeming to understand. Luckily, the noise in the car was so awful -- between the wind and the radio and the tape machine -- that the kid in the back seat couldn't hear a word we were saying. Or could he?

How long can we maintain? I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so -- well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'll report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law-enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs.

Jesus! Did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious -- watching the road, driving our Great Red Shark along at 110 or so. There was no sound from the back seat."


SORRY if you were bored by that. I do hope that you enjoyed it though. I didn't mean to pull a Brigitte, but I believe it was the only way.

My other thing that I want to write about is Jennifer Connelly. She's changer through the years, and not in a good way. I used to think she was so hot. She was in a movie called Carreer Opportunities and I so wanted her.

Here is a picture of her back then.

Look at those boobs and that body. I know you're girls and you don't care about such things. Anyway, here's her now.

I don't know how to explain it, but I saw her on David Letterman the other night and she looked very skinny. Like way to skinny. Women don't look good when they are too skinny.

Other than that I am going to have December 21st to December 30th off. I am so excited. I don't know what I will do for 9 whole days off, but I know that I will LOVE it.

That's all for now.

Love and kisses on all your pink parts. I know that I always say that, but it's nasty and I like it better than, "Titty fuck yourself with a banana."

Speaking of bananas, I'm going to see if Kris and Dave have any bananas. I'm only going to eat it, not titty fuck myself.

I love you all, hope you enjoyed.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Friend That I May Not Deserve


This my friend in Florida. Hopefully soon she will be here in Arizona. Her, her hubby, and the 2 kids may come back. That would be awesome.

I met Steph through David and Kris. I didn't know her that well, but she was nice. And what a set of tits. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! RIP Jiggly pillows. Anyway, I slowly became better friends with her. They called me one of the girls. Not really an insult. I actually pay attention to what women want, and most guys don't. We all went and played Bingo once at the casino. That was fun. We made fun of everyone. We're asses. Later on I was making a movie and I asked her to maybe be in it. She agreed to read it. She gave me a HUGE compliment when she read it and said that she would be in it. She read off camera for that first day of acting with Ceasar. SHE WAS FUCKING AWESOME. The next week we filmed a dinner scene and she knocked it out of the park. Ceasar couldn't remember all of his lines, but she knew hers and had to wait for him to learn his. We did a final scene in the kitchen and they both nailed it. The best day of my life. We never finished that movie. Later on I tell her that I miss my grandmothers cooking. I tell her that she use to make fried ocra, sweet corn bread, homemade gravy, and all sorts of southern down home cooking. Steph explains that we should hang out and she will make this food for me. I say ok, but then never show up for what ever reason. I forget. WHAT A JERK. I am still sorry for that one. She misses and loves me. I miss and love her. I think that we should definately hang out more, and become even better friends. She means alot to me and I hope she knows this.

You are not out of sight and out of mind.

I LOVE AND MISS YOU VERY MUCH.

To quote the Golden Girls Theme Song, "Thank you for being a friend."

Have a wonderful day.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Life is short


First of all I would like to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I love you all, unless I don't know you. If I don't know you then you'll just have to wait for the love.

I heard again the other day that somebody painted racial death threats to the President Elect Obama on a thrift store's, or soup kitchen's front door. The Secret Service is investigating. This is semi retarded. Someone can't threaten a black man in this day and age and get away with it? NIGGER PLEASE! That's crazy. I can say right here and now that I will kill the POPE on Tuesday, but I won't be watched because the POPE is white. Not only that but the pope is an ex-Nazi Youth. How fucked up is that. The Jew hating Whitey is okay to make threats on, but the black Muslim President Elect is not? How fucked up is that. Whitey protects his own I guess. They pretend to be concerned that Obama may be assassinated, but nobody cares if President Dumbass, I mean Bush gets killed. I just can't believe that. I think it's a bunch of look at us trying to help. We are going to send our Secret Service to investigate. Oh that's great. Wait a minute, who's watching the President Elect? BANG! BANG! Congratulations, Joe Biden is your new President Elect. What the fuck! Why? He's WHITE.

Seriously though, Obama needs some Harlem hard hitting niggers to be his bodyguards. Then he'd be safe. Well unless they all walked by a store that had Grape Drink, Watermelon and Chicken on sale. Then they'd all leave and he would be unprotected. Although, you're asking why he isn't going in the store with them. Well that's because he's only half black. He will be conflicted. While he is trying to make up his mind, BANG! BANG! Congratulations, your new President Joe Biden. FUCKIN' WHITEY! If we owned these people, shit like this wouldn't happen.

By these people I mean the Chicken loving Koons.

Now I know you're all saying but Phillip, you don't really feel this way do you? Yes I do. Maybe some of you are misinformed, because you know that I love the movie American History X. By the end of that movie the lead character has realized the error of his ways from when he was a skinhead. Well the fact is that I love American History X, but only the first 10 minutes of it. The rest of that movie is total fiction.

That reminds me of a joke. What to Apples and Niggers have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

Now on to other things.
Yesterday was Thanksgiving. I had a fine day. I didn't really go anywhere other than Kris and Dave's house. They had brought me some food from Gingers and I enjoyed it. I was suprised by a piece of cornbread. I haven't had homemade cornbread since my grandma was alive, and that was a long time ago.

Speaking of dead relatives. My mom died 2 years ago today. 3:19AM is when they pronounced her dead. It was a sad time then. I was all alone in Kansas with my Stepdad who was like a child and feeling guilty for her death. In a way I had no time for myself when I was there. Only at the bar when I was meeting her friends. It's sad because we were never that close, but I feel that she thought that we were. I really wish that was true. I miss her almost everyday. Whenever I think of my childhood or certain things that I learned in my life, the memory of her always pops up. When I see moms and their children together it makes me sad, because children sometimes take things for granted. Hell, people in general take things for granted. I'm getting sad now and almost in tears. I will stop now, and say that the 80's Rock band Cinderella said it best, "You don't know what you got 'til it's gone." I MISS AND LOVE YOU MOM!

This will be weird after that sad thing, but it's the one year anniversary of when I bought Gina. I still love her. She's awesome and powerful. Everyday I get in that car it makes me happy. I wish my mom could've seen it.

Ok, my throat is feeling a bit funny. Sad times right now, but a wonderful time to be alive.

Things I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for the 250 proteins that combined to make a one cell organism. Also that that one celled organism turned into a fish, and that that fish became a lizard. I'm glad that Lizard walked out of the water and started walking on 2 legs, and that that turned into a chimp and that that soon turned into a man. After a long while then I am also thankful for Jan, Kris's mom, for having sex with Kris's dad. Without them there would be no Kris. I'm thakful that I got a job at the Drive in movie theater with my friend and that's where I met Kris. I was shy at first but then soon began talking way too much. We became fast friends and when my friend and her broke up, I was done with her and stayed with my friend. Then when they got back together for a short time, she explained how she thought that we were friends too. I explained to her that if they broke up again I would go with her. What the hell I only knew him a scant 9 or 10 years, why shouldn't I just bail on him. After all, she had boobs. You know I love boobs. Then we hung out and all was great, until I started falling in love with her. After the worst year and a half to 2 years of my life with this unrecoited love, I figured that I would tell her how I feel. I did just that, but knew that she didn't feel the same. Now that that was off my shoulders we were free to be Just friends, which is what she'd been with me all along. After that our friendship grew even better.

It's been a hell of ride the past 19 years and I can't think of anyone better that I would like to spend my life with. I LOVE YOU!

Without Kris, there would be no Rylee or Ramsie. Without Rylee I would be a little bit dead inside, and Ramsie makes me smile for no reason.

I'm thankful for all of my other friends too. I hate to cheapen it to just one sentence after that whole biography I just laid out, but it's getting late.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I hope you all have a wonderful rest of the year.
I LOVE AND MISS YOU ALL.

Oh and you thought I forgot. I am also thanful for.....

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

World events and other shit


Kris didn't know who Clark Gable was. We were watching a reality show with his grand daughter in it. Well there you go.

Something else that's interesting is this 8 year old that killed his father. They are unsure if the boy did it by himself or if someone else did it. That little son of a bitch should be tried as an adult. They should probably just hang the fucker. Really I'm not sure, but I was going to go off about this whole situation. I got bored after I wrote the first sentence of this paragraph.

So now, I think I will write about work. I am now the Godlen boy again. I know that I've said that before. End of the month is coming and that means BONUS. Also, the end of December will be a BIG CHRISTMAS BONUS. The thing with that though is that I owe Kris's mom like 600 dollars. So, I will pay her and then maybe have some left to buy tint or stripes for Gina, my mustang. All is good right now. I'm loving it.

Some other things are that some business got in trouble the other day for having their customers bet on when President Obama would be killed. The Secret Service stepped and made them stop. It's a free country the last time that I checked. If I want to say that Obama may me dead in 6 months is only my opinion. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Oh well, I will talk to you all later.

I love you guys.

Peace out.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Randomness

I don't have much to say other than what happened in the last couple of days.

I watched The Clone Wars on Blu Ray DVD, along with Step Into Liquid and Vacancy. They were all good. Step Into Liquid was a documentary type thing about surfing. It was like one of those Warren Miller Skiing videos. Very cool.

Tonight I bought Tropic Thunder on Blu Ray DVD. I heard that it is very funny.

Kris and I watched some more shows tonight. I brought us candy and I bought me some Chinese Food. I did Chicken Chow Mein and Egg Rolls. I am going to stop writing now, and go home.

I appreciate you guys reading my blog.

THANKS.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Reality Bites

Not the Ben Stiller movie with big breasted Wynona Ryder. I do realize that the 2, sometimes 3 people that read this are women. These women have no need to know about or see boobs. Anyway, Kris and I watch several reality shows. She watches even more then that. One of our shows, or maybe my show, is Celebrity Rehab 2. One of the women on there is a model named Amber Smith.

Now I put that picture up because it's sexy. I was looking for a woman that was in a movie called Hell Ride. She wore a shear white t-shirt with no bra, and that was really sexy. I couldn't find a picture of it, so I just gave up. Kris told me that you girls would not care.

Anyway, we watch all kinds of crazy reality shows. We watch Rock of Love Charm School, Paris Hilton's Best Friend, Supernanny, Wife Swap, a new one called Super-manny (That's right Kris I just watched that one.) Now I'm addicted to some more. Oh and of course I forgot the main one for me Celebrity Rehab 2. I think I like that because the people on there are such a train wreck. That's why Kris and I love watching these shows, it makes our lives seem so GREAT. Who am I kidding, our lives are great. Of course I am talking about when we are together.

Let me break it down for you guys.

First of all I just got teary eyed from watching this Super-manny show. I'm such a girl. It was just such a fatherly moment that it brought a tear to my eye.

Ok now back to Kris and I, the ones that count. LOL!

Well we get together usually on my days off. I come over and play with Ry in the bedroom or on the computer. We play superheroes or watch you tube clips of superheroes. Then Kris and I sit and watch our shows. Sometimes I bring us Oreos or milkshakes. We have no worldly worries when we watch our shows. Very nice and laid back. We have it good, and some would say great.

Anyway onto other stuff that has happened to me.


Was working here for about a week, teaching Jazzercise. Didn't work to well. They wanted someone with more experience. I played it off the best I could and got away with it for the better part of a week. Fucking people didn't feel that JAZZ HANDS is part of what Jazzercise is. Fuck them, it didn't pay that well anyway.


I love that Ry is so into superheroes because of me introducing her to it. The other night when Kris and David were putting Ry to bed, I called Kris and could here Ry ask for her comics to sleep with. That made me smile. Way cool.

Things at work are going well. I am the golden boy again. The owner of the company fills my gas tank and throws me money every once in awhile. Very cool. At the end of October I received my bonus like usual. I was getting $350 dollars a month, but at the end of October my bonus was $475 dollars. So I'm doing great at work all around.

My cousin wants me to perform his wedding in December. It's just going to be friends of him and his girlfriend. Nobody's parents. I find that stupid. Present company excluded, because they are just getting married because. It seems that people now days are getting married for the hell of it. Marriage has lost it's meaning through the years. Oh well, it's his life. I'll take pictures and then tell everyone about what a travisty it was.

Speaking of marriage....I voted against GAY MARRIAGE. It's a slippery slope if you let people of the same sex get married. Pretty soon you'll have Lions and Zebras getting along. Crips and Bloods, Peanut Butter and Green Beans, Chinese women and American assholes, Pedophiles and young children all getting along. That is not right. The world will be out of balance. I know you all think that I'm nuts, but that's how I see it.

I also voted for Obama. I know that you are all blown away by this too. If I am a racist then why did I vote for Obama? It was somewhat of a last minute decision. I know that the only thing that Blacks are good at is picking cotton. Maybe they're good at debating why slavery wasn't right. Who are we kidding, it was a better time back then. Obama might be a great president. He'll PIMP Airforce One and his Limo. He'll drink out of large chalices, and have large rings and chains decorating his body. He won't take any shit from any country. He'll pop a cap in the ass of someone that speaks wrong to him. Meaning foreign dignitaries, or whoever.

Can't think of anything else. I was trying to think of other stuff, but all I can think of is what I just wrote. I don't have the internet anymore, and I have to write all my stuff at once. So there were little things that I deal with in life and I think that I want to write about it, but then I forget.

Well, I love you all very much.

Sorry that you had to read so much.

I'll try to write more frequently.

Have a good day everyone.

Oh, by the way, I asked a girl out that works at the Firesky Resort. She is 27 and loves movies and is an avid reader of books. I just asked if she wanted to go for dinner and a movie and she said yes. Now we are just playing phone tag. She's it.

Chowder!

Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Check me out...



With the economy and all I have had to take a 2nd job teaching aerobics. I start tonight. Wish me luck!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Long time cumming.......ON YOUR FACE.

There that got your attention. You were like what the fuck. I'm back to write some more, although it won't be much.

SO many things to write about.

1. Is that I'm doing alot better at work. I looking really good right now in their eyes. Ricoh quit and that's a great thing.

2. I'm pretty much caught up on my bills. My gas is turned on and I can take my hot baths again just like any girl should.

3. Was going to take my vacation, but I am not sure that I will be able to now. The boss says that I should just take the money and stay working. I really would like some time off though.

4. Kris and I haven't been out on one of our dates in awhile. We haven't had any money so we don't go out to eat. I get paid on Friday plus my bonus, so maybe next week we can go out.

5. There's a mouse in my house and I don't like it. He scurries about along the floor. I think that I will set a trap for him. My only thing is what kind of a trap to get, non lethal or lethal? I was thinking of getting the sticky kind, but I don't want to come in and see him struggling and breathing heavy trying to get out of it. Undecided.

6. Speaking of undecided I am still unsure of who to vote for, Mccain or Obama? I'm thinking Mccain, but would really like to see a black man become president. Although that may change President's day into Watermelon and Chicken day. LOL. I've heard that some people think that he will be assassinated soon. One guy today told me that he will give Obama 6 months and someone will kill him. That's very interesting, and I think it is very likely with the way the world hasn't changed much.

7. I am very tired right now and going to go home and take a hot bath and go to bed, or just go to bed.

8. Roscoe is doing great. We play keep away every morning.

9. Still trying to figure out what to do with my extra room and the back yard.

10. I went to a Mustang round up at Gila River Casino on Sunday and it was awesome. I still love my car.

That is all for now. I love you all very much. I may write more tomorrow night.

For Kris, I watched Dreamscape last night and I liked it. That's something new that you didn't already know.

Have a great day everyone.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Death to the Circle K bill pay Kiosks and the people that run them


This is what I would like to do to the people that fucked me over for a couple weeks.

Sorry I can't write more, but I'm in a hurry.

For you Diva I will explain more later.

Basically I paid my Southwest Gas bill at the kiosk and then it was never posted and my gas got turned off. Then I tried to get the kiosk place to pay and get it turned on. They could only pay the turn on fee, but not the Security Deposit. It was all their fault in the first place.

It would have been a worse torture picture, and involved the foreign bitches I was dealing with, but I didn't want to gross you guys out too much.

I still love you guys though, so that's good.

I fucking hate them and their fucking company.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Offending people is what I do.

Was sitting here at Kris's house after watching alot of my shows and I thought, "I should write a quick blog about things that I love."

I was going to write a bunch of stuff and also catch everyone up on the Colorado trip, but it's getting late, or early, depending on how you look at it. There is just too much stuff to write down.

I will write more tomorrow.

Basically I pissed off my friend/cousin Brig with something that I posted back in the day, which was a Wednesday by the way.

SO I thought that I would do 2 things.

1. Write about something I love, and incorporate a picture if possible.

AND

2. Maybe OFFEND someone just for the hell of it.

It's my blog and I can do with it what I want.

So here it is the thing that I love. This is kind of a 2 parter. I love big NATURAL boobs. I also love blowjobs. The 3 I have received in my life were not too bad. They could have been alot better, but I'm not complaining.

So here is the glorious picture. I hope it offends someone on the WORLD WIDE WEB.





What a great picture.

Don't know what it is with my breast obsession, but at least I'm not addicted to crack or kiddie porn.

Maybe I am normal and there's hope for me yet.

Sorry the 2 of you that read this religiously, have to see a topless woman sucking a cock. At least there's a cock for you to look at I guess.

For Brig, no apologies are needed or given.

I love you all very much.

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Catching Up On The Things That Matter

Didn't know what to call the blog, but that's what came to mind. Nobody has really been reading my blogs, but then again I haven't been writing them that much either.

Several things are going on right now.

1. I received a little more responsibility back from the bosses. They gave me a new account that starts on October 1st.

2. I won those two bets with John. He paid me a dollar and then bought me a 7 dollar pizza. So we are even.

3. I never really finished telling you guys about my Colorado trip, but then again nobody else commented except for Kris. So I don't know if I will finish it.

4. Just watched the new Knight Rider Tv series and it was pretty horrible. I don't remember it being that bad when I used to watch the old one. I may watch one more episode and if it doesn't get better than I will stop watching it. Still that GTKR500Mustang is awesome.

5. I just watched the Bucket List the other day and I cried like a baby. I also watched Donnie Darko and it was VERY weird.

6. I'm loving my dog and my house.

7. Right now I'm doing what I usually do before a new Bond film starts, and that's watching all the previous Bond films. The NEW BOND film looks awesome. It's called Quantum of Solace, and it takes place 20 minutes after Casino Royale.


As for now, I am going to leave and go home. Just hung out with Kris for the night and now I will go and enjoy the rest of my night off.

Take care everyone and have a great day in whatever you do.

I love you all.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Never Bet Against My Talents

Along time ago in Phoenix, Arizona a young man named Phillip Duke II told his friend that Johnny Depp was in A Nightmare On Elm Street. She laughed and said that Phillip was wrong.

Cut to: Years later and I finally was able to prove my point. That was only because she enjoys giving me a hard time.

Now for a little about me. This is in case you don't know me. I have tons of useless movie info in my head. I am also a HUGE James Bond fan. Something else that I have been studying since the end of last November are MUSTANGS. Not the horse, the car.

So tonight I am talking to the other Supervisor, J. Egbert. Me, him, and the boss start talking about Transformers. Keith, the boss, hadn't seen the movie. He was asking what it was about. I explained it to him. Then I explained what kind of things transform. There's a Camaro, a helicopter, a diesel, a Mustang that's a police car, and all kind of other things.

J. Egbert says, "No, that's not a mustang. It's a Charger."
I said, "No, it's a mustang."
"I swear it's a charger."
"The police car?"
"Yes."
"I'll bet you 500 dollars."
"I don't have 500 dollars."
"Ok, 20"
"How about a dollar?"
"Ok."
We shake.

Now I always make the mistake of jumping right to a big amount when I know that I am right. 96 percent of the time I am right. Sometimes I am wrong. That would explain why I owe Kris 1,000,000 dollars.

Well here's what I know.

How dare you bet against the two things I love, movies and mustangs.

Then just about a minute after that I start telling them how I am watching all 21 Bond films before the new movie comes out. I told them that on Saturday morning I watched Goldfinger and Thunderball. John says that Thunderball is his favorite. Keith explains how he was scared of Oddjob. The Japanese guy with the hat in Goldfinger. John then explains how he went in 1973 and saw Diamonds are Forever with his parents.
He said, "Even though I don't like Roger Moore, it was pretty good."
I said, "Well it's a good thing you don't like Roger Moore, because he wasn't in that, Sean Connery was."
"I could swear it was Roger Moore."
"Want to bet another dollar?"

I wonder what I will do with my 2 dollars?

Probably give it to Kris to pay off the million.

I love you all. Thanks for reading.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Pimp My Ride


This was before the upgrade. It was great and I loved it, but no machine guns. MTV came and PIMPED MY RIDE!

I love it now even more.


In case you can't tell, that's me standing next to my Mustang. (No, I'm not the girl.) The machine guns are for when those old fucking people get in my way in Sun City I can shoot them and make them crash. That in turn frees the road up for me. Stupid old people. LOL!

Just something silly that I thought I would write.

Have a great day everyone.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Adventures of Phillip Duke In The San Juan Mountains

I believe I talked last time about how I was trying to get time off to go to Colorado with my father.

Well the time had come. On the morning of August 7th, dad and I left my house and headed for Colorado.

THE FOLLOWING ARE PICTURES FROM THE INTERNET NOT MY CAMERA, THOSE ARE TO FOLLOW LATER. All pictures are squished to fit on the blog. They don't look to good, but that's all I know to do. Sorry.

It was a nice trip. I thought that we might get on eachother's nerves but we didn't. It was a nice time for a father and son. I enjoyed letting dad tell me all about the places in Colorado that he has been. We started out just going up I-17 to Flagstaff. Then we headed through Navajo country to look at some Dinosaur tracks that are petrified in the rock in Northern Arizona. Dad loves three things the most; Dinosaurs, Tornados, and Colorado. On this trip I would see two of those things.

The place is just a little dirt parking lot off the side of the road with some wood signs pointing the way down the road before you get there. There are some native Americans that are selling there jewlery or that will be your tour guide through the tracks. They live up in the mountains about a mile away. It was really cool. They were Raptor tracks and they are in a perfectly straight line. Not just one here and one there, but a full 25 footprints in a row. Very awesome.

We left there and our next stop was Monument Valley. Now when you are driving through Monument Valley it is beautiful, but if you take a little road of the main road and pay 5 dollars per person, you will see even more beauty. Words and pictures don't do it justice, but then again it depends on the person.

We hung out there and just relaxed and looked at the view. Monument Valley had been in a lot of western movies I had seen and I had always wanted to go there. Now I've been in it was great. After that it got dark and we were into Colorado and heading for Cortez. That is where we were going to spend the night. Suddenly there were a couple of cars stopped in front of us on the road. We could see that a truck had went off the road and was on it's side. We stopped, put on the hazards (like everyone else), and got out to see what had happened. One of the guys that had called the police had told us that he got there shortly after it happened and there was a guy standing by the truck and he was saying not to call the police because they were fine. The guy called the police anyway, because that's his duty as a citizen. When he got out of his truck to talk to the guy, he was gone. The guy and the passenger just left. Nobody saw them. We walked up and down the road looking with a flashlight to see if we could see them and we found no one. Then the ambulance arrived and used their super duper spotlight and lit up the whole side of the mountain and still nothing. We got in my car and left. We arrived in Cortez and went to a bar.

At the bar we met some Native Americans named Ramone and Tyrone. They were real nice and we had a good talk. While dad was gone to the bar to get me some more beer, I was talking to Ramone. As I talked to him, he eyed me up and down. That's when it hit me that he was gay. I continued to talk to him and Tyrone. When dad arrived back by the pool tables, I whispered to him that Ramone was gay. My dad usually is slow to pick up on these things. NOT THIS TIME. He said, "Yeah, I know." I said, "What?". He said that he could tell by the way he was talking. Shortly after that dad and I were leaving to go sleep in the park and Ramone and Tyrone followed us outside. Tyrone was cool and headed to his car, but Ramone wanted to follow us, and was trying to come onto me or whatever. (I know that Kris is saying of course he was trying to CUM on you.) Ha Ha, very funny. Anyway, we got rid of him and headed to the park. Now dad said that he always sleeps in the park when he comes through. I said that I wanted to sleep in my car. I thought that that would be more comfortable. I WAS SO WRONG. Being as I was in the car sleeping, I put the keys on top of the back tire, because I had heard from someone that was an excop that that's what you do. Otherwise they can bust you for intending to drive drunk, eventhough you aren't driving. In the middle of the night, I was woke up by something. I don't know what. I checked out the window and there was a police car parked behind my car. I got out and spoke to the police officer. He asked if there was any problems. I explained to him that I was just sleeping. He said, "Ok, have a good night." The next day dad woke me up and we drove to Denny's. Dad went in and I stayed in the car and slept. I felt bad because he was waiting for me to come in st any minute. I LOVE MY SLEEP THOUGH. Then we headed to SILVERTON.

This was such a peaceful place. I fucking loved it. We walked through town and went to this old hotel that is for sale and I told dad that he should see about buying it. It's just sitting there empty. I can't explain this place, but I hope the picture does it justice. It is in a valley between the mountains. Every once in awhile you can hear the old steam train pull into town. SO awesome. We spoke to a bartender in the bar there and he said that he had been there for 13 months and he loved it. He was staying in a house about a block and a half away and said that the other night he was sitting on his back porch, drinking his Whiskey, looking at the moon over the mountains, and said to himself, "Donald Trump doesn't have it this good." That is exactly how dad and I felt. I told dad that he definatley had to move here. I talked dad into going into a Jeep tour place that had a help wanted sign up. He did but they had already hired some young kid, and it was only for cleaning the jeeps. Dad asked the guy if there were any cheap places stay around there. The guy, Steve, told dad to go see a woman named Rosanna. He explained that her manager had ran off with all of her money and she would give us a good deal on a room. We went and saw her. She told us that we could have the entire downstairs to ourselves for 35 bucks, or 2 nights for 40. We agreed for the 2 nights. It was a cool comfortable little place. It had 5 rooms upstairs, but downstairs was more like a hostel. It had 2 bunk beds in the the bedroom (like old style), a living room, and a bathroom. It was called the Outsider's Inn, but Rosanna couldn't put up a sign because she didn't have a license to rent rooms to people. That place was also for sale. The price for that was 280,000 dollars. Not too shabby for where it was. Also, your job would be to live in the kick ass town and rent rooms to people from all over the United States. Plus you could live on the first floor where dad I stayed. Well after we rented the room, dad wanted to go see his girlfriend in Ouray. She is a waitress there. So that's where we headed.

Sorry that this is so long but it was a four day trip and I am only on the end of day two. I am going to have to continue this story later. I hope that you enjoyed it so far. I love you all and thank you for reading.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Heath Is Not Just A Candybar


Wednesday night I saw one of the best Romantic Comedies EVER! It was called......

10 Things I Hate About You.

It was awesome and funny. It had of course Heath Ledger in it, and he did great. I could see why a producer or someone would watch that movie and think that this guy has something special. That's why you can watch a movie like Star Wars and see the charisma that Harrison Ford has, but not Mark Hamill. This is why Harrison Ford is in so many great movies and Mark Hamill plays the voice of the Joker in the Batman cartoons from the 90's. Heath Ledger was awesome in 10 Things I Hate About You. I feel so bad that it took me forever to finally watch it.

Other than that, I am supposed to be off tonight. Of course that isn't going to happen. SUCKS big time. One of the guys has some kind of back trouble. Therefore, I have to work. The semi good news is that if the guy feels better he will come in and relieve me at like 1am. That still sucks because I have to go in at 11pm.

I went today and finally got my HD cable box. Really cool. I can finally watch my shows.

Roscoe is doing great. Except today I took the puppy gate down and I slept in my bed in the bedroom. I still left the door open and let Roscoe run free. Well, something that I had forgotten was a DVD that I had received from blockbuster online called Planet Earth Disk 4. When I woke up at 3pm, I went outside with Roscoe and I looked down. There was an extremely chewed up and damaged DVD. I thought it was a CD that he had found in the yard. He keeps finding Liddy's old toys and things. That wasn't the case it was the Blu Ray DVD that I had rented. Totally my fault because I left it on the couch.

I am now going to take a bath before I go to work. I will write more later.

I LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Things To Do With Water

Well my little Roscoe is doing well. He is now about 25 pounds. He is so cute. Then again he is a little asshole. His new thing now, which started yesterday, is that he likes to grab his water bowl with his teeth and drag it around. That would be cute if it wasn't full of water. Huge puddles of water were all over yesterday. Then I scolded him and put him in the bathroom when I went to work. When I got home this morning there was water all over the place again. This old house can't take that much water damage. Anyway he's still cute, but I just can't give him lots of water all at once.

The other water thing that I heard today is that a 22 year old man in California was being baptised in the river, and when they put him under the water he never came up. They say that the current must have taken him. They searched for awhile and didn't find anyone. Just struck me as funny. The person on the radio was wondering if he will go to heaven being as he never finished the baptism. That would suck for him. Oh well shit happens.

Well my cousin is leaving the state today and I will be seeing him off and getting my movies back that I lent him. He is moving to Colorado. Speaking of Colorado, my dad and I were supposed to go, but work things came up and I couldn't go. Now dad is getting pissed and wondering why everybody else gets to take time off, but I don't. I explained to him that it is a touchy time right now. I could have my pay deminished if I don't step up and make things happen. He didn't know that things were that serious and he appologized. My vacation is coming up though at the end of August. 2 whole weeks will be awesome. I can't wait. I don't know what I am going to do. I don't have money to rent a car if I went to Florida. I just don't know. So many things that I could do.

I LOVE YOU ALL.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Special Day Off.......Yeah Right!

Well the other day I went to a meeting with Ricoh and told him that I wanted the 18th off for a friend of mine's party. That would be Serjio, for those of you who are wondering. Ricoh said sure. I said that I also wanted the next weekend off so that my dad and I could go to Colorado together. He really wants to show me Colorado. Ricoh said that that was fine also. Then when John showed up at the meeting, Ricoh told him that he would be working for me. John actually said that that was fine. See I was actually switching his Friday off for my Saturday off. The next weekend John was just going to work on his days off and that is how I will be able to go to Colorado.

Well here it is July 18th. I had remembered in the middle of the week that the guy that normally works Airport Hilton had asked for it off. Now I have a guy that could work it, but he has tattoos on his forearms and therefore can't work the Hilton. So now I have to go in there and work it. From 3pm to 11pm is what I will be working. Unless some miracle happens and I get out of it. So that's what's going on for now.

For a bit of the lighter side of things......

I just got back from seeing The Dark Knight. I went by myself, because I had been waiting forever to see this movie. I will tell you all that it is AWESOME.

I really hope Heath Ledger gets a Postumous Oscar for his role as the JOKER. He is creepy, funny, sadistic, and twisted. It's ashame that Heath Ledger died, but what a way to go out. Just like Brandon Lee. R.I.P. you guys.

Now back to work stuff.

Well the economy is bad and we are losing a bunch of accounts just because of whatever. Plus one of our guards stole like an 8,000 dollar check out of the guard house. He confessed to it after about a month of our personal and police investigation. With the accounts going away, they are talking about budget cuts. That means they will start with supervisor's pay. They are already buckling down on the gas expenditures. 12,000 dollars we spent in the month of June. On the 14th of July we had already spent 7,000 dollars. So times are tough right now, but I hope we pull through it. I am sure that we will.

I love you all. Have a great day and a better tomorrow.

I am going to go take a nice hot bath now.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Crazy time and Fucked up work things

It's a crazy time here for work right now. A couple of our clients want us to clean house with our old people and replace them with new people. So now I have to be the bearer of bad news and tell some really good people that they are no longer going to be working there regular 40 hour shifts. I can place them somewhere else but I can't gaurantee 40 hours. What will probably happen now is that the new people will be worthless and they will not have the proper knowledge of the client's property. No matter how much training we give them it will not be as good as the guys who have worked there for years. Oh well, if that's what the client wants. It is taking alot of figuring out for the new schedule. I will get it done though. I had a compliment from Ricoh the operations manager the other day about how good I am with the schedule. Doing the "Rubik's cube" as they call it. That made me feel good. It's always nice to be told something positive about yourself.

Steph was here this past week and I only got to see her two very short times. I wish it could have been for longer, but I had to work. I am only off on Saturday and Sunday. Sometimes not even that. On my bestfriends birthday I ended up having to go to work. That REALLY sucked. I was pissed, I am sure that Mrs. H. wasn't too happy either. Although Sunday late at night I finally came over to her house and her mom made me scones. I love those things. I really appreciate the fact that her or her mom make them for me. I love them so.

Now I did get in trouble on Sunday for not coming over early enough, but the flipside of that is that I got alot done. I washed dishes, did laundry, watered my plants and trees, put together my tv stand, and ate some food and watched tv. It was a good day, except for the part that I didn't get spend that much time with my friend.

The other day I traded in a bunch of movies on dvd and got 160 dollars in credit. I then bought Blu Ray movies of Casino Royale (I love James Bond), Die Hard, Die Hard II: Die Harder, Die Hard With A Vengeance, and Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis rocks.), Lethal Weapon (Badass movie with Jew hating Mel Gibson), Man on Fire (Don't fuck with Dakota Fanning and her slave, I mean bodyguard), and Mr. and Mrs. Smith (The hottest looking spies that I've ever seen). All that and I had 15 dollars left. I love the Blu Ray movies they have such definition. SO cool.

The other thing is that I rented Be Kind Rewind, The Hammer, and Vantage Point. Be kind Rewind was very cool and funny. The Hammer was funny with heart. I am watching Vantage Point now, but so far it's good. That is all for now. I am going to have some Honey Nut Cheerios now.

I love you all.

P.S. I put in for my 2 weeks off at the end of August and beginning of September. I am going to try to come to Florida so I can visit Steph and my Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin. Don't know how likely that is. I may just veg and go on a small road trip with Serjio and one by myself. I don't know, but my options are open. I loved seeing you and the boys Steph. I love you guys.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

My friend and my new love and hopefully a glorious weekend


Heard a song this morning at it made me think of you.

I don't really know all the words by heart, but I am going to find them online. I thought that it matched us pretty well, but I could be totally wrong. Wouldn't be the first time would it?

Ok, I was wrong. Just read it. In case you were wondering about the song, it was We Belong by Pat Benatar.

Here's one that of course is more suitable to us.

We go together
Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever
As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
That's the way it should be
Wah-oooh, yeah!

We're one of a kind
Like dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Our names are signed
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shooby doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
We'll always be like one, wa-wa-wa-waaah

When we go out at night
And stars are shinin' bright
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be love

Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom

Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
Wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom!

We're for each other
Like a wop ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
Chang chang chanitty chang sha-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh, yeah!
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together

So there you go. That's the one that suits us for now until I find one about antenna balls.

My new love that I talk about is the Blu Ray player that is my PS3.


This picture is of course James Bond. One of my all time favorite movie characters. I watched Casino Royale the other day on Blu Ray and it was awesome. I rented Casino Royale, The Air I Breathe, Semi Pro, Sunshine, and Rambo. They look so awesome that I can't even put it into words. I traded in some DVDs and got 52 dollars in trade at Zia Record Exchange. I then bought 16 Blocks, The Departed, and Spiderman 3 on Blu Ray. I then also traded my cousin for my Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Special Edition for Close Encounters of the Third Kind on Blu Ray. Very cool. Someday you guys will have to come over and check it out. Although, Kris won't see the difference. Anyway I am very happy.

Also I still love Gina. I know, you forgot about her, didn't you? She still runs great and I don't care how high gas prices get, because I will still feed her. It's worth it.

Now for my glorious weekend. Well, so far I've had to work one day out of two days off for two weeks now. This weekend I am hoping to not have to go to work, but then again that never works. Already today I had a guy call off. I wrote an email to everyone and then I called a guy that works for us every once in awhile and he agreed to do it. So I wrote everyone back and told them that I had already covered it. So that's hopefully the only problem that I will have this weekend. Should be very good. I am just going to vegetate, play games, watch movies, and maybe hang out with some of my friends. It'll be nice.

Roscoe is doing fine as well. Keeps biting my feet, but I know he just wants to play. He grabs his rope toy, plus another rope toy that he found in the yard that probably belonged to Liddy, and walks around me while I sit on the floor. Then I try to grab it as he walks by me. We then play tug until I let go and then he walks around me again. That's when we start the whole thing all over. So cute.

Well I'm going to go make some Ramen and grab a TODD.

DEFINITION:
Todd: noun. 1. The Baron. 2. A nice guy that has the pleasure of being Phillip's friend. 3. A beer. (Named after the man that always has one in his hand.)

Now of course I can say that I am going to grab a Todd, but I would never say that I am going to suck a Todd down my throat. That would be wrong. That's Steph's job.

I love all three of you and sometimes there are four of you. That's not the beer talking, that meant Brigitte.

Have a great day everyone.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Work and Blu Ray

Here lately I have been really hating work. I am hoping that it will all pass, but I am unsure. My days off are supposed to be Saturday and Sunday. Well last week I had to work on Sunday for 6 hours, and now tonight I have to work for 8 hours. It just pisses me off. I try and get things covered and then other stuff pops up and fucks the whole plan up. It could be worse I guess. I am only working at the ballroom. That is very easy. I just sit in a ballroom and watch equipment, and movies on my laptop. No ditches to dig, or angry callers to deal with. Very simple.

I am still loving living by myself and having a dog.


This is the new HDTV that I bought yesterday. Well actually my friend Shawn put it on his credit card and I will make the payments. It's a 46 inch Sony. It was a Hell of an ordeal just to get some help and then find the best price. Although, it was all worth it after I hooked it up and played a PS3 game on it and then played a BLU RAY movie on it. The BLU RAY movies look so AWESOME on the tv. Very cool. 1893.21 is what I owe. Mrs. H. is worried that none of my bills will get paid, but they will. I just have to organize the days that my bills will be paid. I have figured it out and I do have enough money it's just the organization that needs work.

I love you all and wish you the best. I have to know go and figure out who I can call in to work for me tonight. I haven't seen my sister/friend Kris since last Saturday night. Talk to you all soon.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008


Just watched this movie again. Hadn't seen it in awhile. Very good. I recorded off of Turner Classic Movies. It was directed by the late Sydney Pollack. If any of you have a chance and want to see a good movie, I highly recommend it. The first 15 minutes sets up everything and is very good for reasons that I will let you see for yourself.

Roscoe's been waking me up the early the past couple days. Cute, Funny, and Annoying. HAHA! He is playing right now and barking at me every once in awhile. So cute.

I am now watching Hell's Kitchen, which is Kris and I's new favorite show. I am then going to take a bath and head off to work. The new program at work is working pretty good. John and I are both working on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. We have been doing well together like always. This new program should be good for the company.

That is all for today. I will let you all go now. Please watch Three Days of the Condor.

Thanks.

Have a great day and a wonderful night.

Love you.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Honesty is the Best Policy?

I've heard that I am not honest. Well, as far as I know, most of the people I know find me honest. Then again that's a matter of opinion. If I were in a relationship, I would never buy a key stroke program to spy on my girlfriend. I would trust her or speak to her if I had any kind of problems. HONESTLY. If I ever then got married, I would never use that key stoke program to check my wife's very own bank account. If she did not want to tell me about a bank account she has then I would not secretly find out about it behind her back. If she did not want to tell me about money she has in an account then I'm sure that there would be a good reason for it. When my wife went out of town, I would never then check on my ex-girlfriend's blog to see what she was up to. My wife and I would be honest with each other. WIFE? Who am I kidding, I'm a 12 year old bigot who can't even be trusted with children.

That is the last that will be said on the subject of my past residence.

On the lighter side.

3 horses walked down my street tonight. It was a peculiar sight, but it held mine and my dog's interest. Then they went to my neighbor's house and walked in the back yard. So weird. Another weird thing that happened today was a car lost control while driving by the house 2 houses down. It crashed into the concrete mailbox. 3 cop cars showed up almost immediately. Very odd.

Today I worked at a nice place for 3 hours. It was a graduation party and they had finger foods. The company was paid 100 dollars plus the client gave me a 20 dollar tip. More money to blow on stupid shit and high tech gadgets.

I was off this weekend and I will be off every weekend from now on. Very cool.

That's about it. I am tired and going to bed.

Have a lovely day everyone.

I'm still loving my dog. He's very cute, when he's not pooping and pissing on my floor. Talk at ya later.


Oh and the other day I was at Fry's electronics and on all the HD tvs they had videos of different insects. That's where I saw the beautiful butterfly.

So there.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Bygones, Hate, Schedules, and butterflies


I read over some old blogs of mine and boy are they hateful, and some could consider racist. I am in no means a racist, but I am not going to come on here and try to defend some comment of a previous posting. First things first, this is where I write all the things that bother me, annoy me, make me happy, or whatever. If you read all the fine print that is all over my blog it says things like, "some things are true and somethings not so true" it also says, "SUCK IT!"

Now when I moved in with the Visus owner and operator, I enjoyed that he was a creative person. It was going to be a very cool place to live. I would have an office to do Scriptwriting and we would work on animation and making movies. SO I THOUGHT! Soon Connie Chung was moving in and I was told that the office was for her. That really sucked because one of the main reasons that I moved in was for that creative atmosphere. So that sucked, and it took me awhile to get over it. I explained to several people how bummed I was. Then it came time for us to ALL share in the chores. I didn't really agree with that, because I was hardly ever there. When I was, I would sleep and take a bath. That is all I would do there for the most part. Granted I never cleaned the tub. That was me being lazy. I was not going to do the other chores because I didn't eat any food there, so why should I do dishes or clean the kitchen. I used the restroom once a day, therefore I was not going to clean the bathroom. As for the living room, I walked through it to go out the front door. I don't think that I needed to clean that, nor was I going to. I paid 475 a month to live in a bedroom. Utilities were included, but still there mortgage was around 800. I think they got a good deal. If they hated what I was ranting about and wanted to hospitalize me then why did he call me in the backyard at the end of February and ask if I wanted to rent the house. Makes no sense. I crumbled there dreams of Hong Kong and I understand that. Oh well, SHIT HAPPENS. It was the environment not the way I was treated to my face. I was as quiet as a mouse when I came home late at night, but then during the day they were loud. They didn't have to be completely quiet, but at least have a little respect. None of this matters to me, yet I still write. I am done with all of that and that is a great thing. I live in 3 bedroom house with no roommates and I love it. Over in Chinatown they are probably hurting for money. Karma's a bitch.

I have to go now and eat some mexican food. I will write more on this tonight.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Roscoe P. Coltrane


This is how my dog Roscoe and I sleep in South Phoenix.

No matter what, it's better than the Rheaume's house. I love my dog, he is so cute. I have never had a dog before that was all my own. He's an Queensland Healer mixed with a American Bulldog. I always wanted to go camping with a dog. I always wanted to be that guy. Very cool.

As for what Rob did with my car, FUCK HIM RIGHT IN HIS DICK NOSE. I am now done with him. I was going to get my hair cut today, but there was a Chinese lady that would have maybe done it, so I chose not to have it cut there. Bad feelings.

Everything else is going great.

What I also like is that Roscoe is Zoey's brother and I can bring him over for them to play together. Very cool.

I know have to go and take Roscoe home. He wants to play.

I love you guys and will see you later.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


This is history. United States History. This is the German POW camp that was at Papago Park from 1943 to 1946. Some of you may be wondering why I am bringing this up. Well the reason is that I am living in what used to be the barracks of that POW camp. Cameron's grandparents had bought it at an auction in 1946. The house was then built onto with 2 bedrooms in 1956. I love the history of the house and the history of where this place was in history. If these walls could talk, what would they say?

I love living here.

I hate Rob and Mei.

Things are going great.

I have to go now and wash dishes.

I love you all very much.

Have a good day.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Freedom from the ASSHOLES


Found this picture and thought that it was funny.

Here I sit in my 3 bedroom house. I can be as loud as I want when I come home and I don't get woke up by loud chinese yammering. Very nice. Not even loud noises that you would think in a predominantly mexican neighborhood. No Ranchero music or yelling during the day. Peaceful.

I am so happy I can't explain it. I still have some boxes to unload. I have so much room I can't figure out what I should do with all of it. I am addicted to the DIY network on cable. Mary and Cameron said that I could do whatever I want to the place. I am thinking of making a nice flower garden or something. Also thinking of a motorized gate for the driveway. I have several plans. The problem is making my dreams a reality.

Yesterday Mei called me and wanted me to move my Oldsmobile out of the driveway. I need to do that. I am going to have it towed to the the mechanic. I will be so glad to be totally done with them.

I am going to take a bath now in my awesome tub with very hot water. I have cable and internet and my job is going well. I enjoy living here. Eventhough I am renting it is still like my own house. The only bad thing is that Kris and I are further away from eachother now. I guess WE will have to cut that ambilical cord.

As for today, I am going to go to my friend Shawn's house and have some food and visit and pick up some stuff that he is giving me for the house. I can't wait to have a house warming party here soon. All I need now is the couches that Dave and Kris are going to give me. I just need to ask david when he can help and make sure that I am not working. I am trying to figure out how to set up my living room.

I love you all and have to go now. My bath water is getting cold.

By the way, I typed "one man's freedom" into google images and here's what came up. I wouldn't lie to you.


Too funny. Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Overload of the Brain


My dad and I went to a thing called a "Rock N' Roll Pony Show". It was very cool. They had ALL mustangs. From 1964 and a half Mustangs to the present. They were all cool. It was a nice father and son type thing to do. They had hot dogs and drinks and raffels for the kids. Dad entered to win a 1965 White convertible Mustang. It is cool looking, but he won't find out if he wins until April 19th. We had a good time. We talked cars and he taught me about Model A's. It was Ford and there were a couple of Model A's there. Very interesting the way that they work. We stayed there about 3 hours.

About a week later my dad and I went on a road trip to Oracle, AZ. Nothing major, just a road trip. Dad wanted to go get one of his cars registered in a small town so that he wouldn't have to get emissions on it. We had a good time. Stopped at a diner for lunch on the way there, and then at the bar in the diner on the way back. Dad was driving, so I had a beer. He did not drink. We had fun.

Now I am getting ready to go back to work. My days off were Monday and Tuesday, but now they are going to give me Saturday and Sunday off. That will be way cool.

Oh I went to my cousin Lee Ree's memorial and saw some of my family. That was nice. We exchanged numbers and all. Don't know if anyone will really call anyone. It was an ok ceremony. I just thought that it was too preachy, but maybe that's how Lee Ree would've wanted it.

If you didn't know me and I were to tell you that I...........was working for a dealership once and a guy came up on a bicycle and had a backpack full of cash and wanted to buy a corvette, and that that man was Alice Cooper, would you believe me. Or if I said that I had later went to test drive a car and then ended up doing donuts and power slides so much so that I scared the dealer and as soon as he got out of the car he quit the dealership. Or that I own an MP5 that only military or police have, but I was allowed to buy it for 35,000 dollars because I have a special license. I would think that you would call bullshit on it all. Well the fact is that there's a guy that works for me that has told me all of these stories. I am not rude enough to call bullshit, but I am tempted. I don't know what makes someone lie about everything. The weird thing is.......what if he's telling the truth.

Last but not least. I will be in my new place on May 1st. I can't wait. I am so tired of this place. The constant Chinese makes me feel like I am in Disneyland. All that's missing is her goddamn camera. The little baby Soon Ye cries and Mei tells her to stop that, be quiet, or whatever else you would never say to a baby. They say you need to learn to crawl before you can walk. I've always heard that, and it makes sense. Well not in this fucking household. Learn to sleep in a crip before you can walk in a walker. Soon Ye goes directly passed GO and gets 200 dollars? I don't fucking think so. When she is still young a bully of a boy is going to come up to her and start pushing her around. The voice inside her will tell her to run. She will start to, but just then her toes will turn in and she will fall on her face. It's a damn shame. Poor girl. Oh well, not my problem. Only 2 weeks and I will be released from the Hanoi Hilton. Thank God!

That my feelings on everything right now. That is what this whole blog was for in the first place.

Thank you all and have a wonderful day.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Wasn't meant to be


The dream is not a reality. I will not be getting the 4500 dollars it would take to get the 1973 Ford Mustang Convertible. :(

My boss told me this evening that there is no way that he is going to give me the money. He said that if I were buying a house, that's one thing, but to be buying a car that is going to be a project is something else. He said that I will have nowhere to work on it and store it. I explained to him that I would be moving to this house that has a garage in the back for me to work on the car. He still said no. That is fine with me. I do agree that I should check my finances first before I jump into something like that. It would have been cool, but I could always wait and get something that I REALLY want. Maybe an older mustang?

As for now, I am going to work on the 1961 Oldsmobile that is sitting at Rob's house right now. I will either have it towed to my new house or towed to Sheldon's shop. He is a mechanic that my dad goes to that does a good job. The car doesn't need that much done to it. Maybe even the guy with the Mustang will want to trade for the Olds. I doubt it though.

Here's what that looks like.


This one is run down. Mine is white with a nice interior. My dad traded me for a nissan and a 94 mercury for it. He says that it's really fast. This could be my first project car. Then I could work on getting some kind of muscle car.

For now though. I am extremely happy with GINA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course this isn't really Gina. This Mustang has a cold air intake. I do love my car.


Very fun and cool.

Thank you for reading, and have a great day.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Can't get it out of my head!!

No not the constant Chinese that is spoken at my house while on speakerphone with Hong Kong or to the baby, but the 1973 Ford Mustang that is sitting just outside of Chino Valley.

Man, that was such a cool car. If I could only get that money from Keith, I would be so happy. I can't explain it. I've just always wanted to work on a car and restore it. The car is in good shape as it is, and wouldn't take that much to get it going. It would be so cool.

There was half a day that I was thinking of not getting it, but then I keep thinking that I really want it.

Now I know that Kris will say that I don't have any money right now, so why would I want to owe the bosses money. Plus I will be paying 700 dollars for rent and I will paying utilities on top of that.

This is a dream that I have and I really want to make it come true. I'm thinking that I will go tomorrow and perhaps take my dad to look at the car.

Like I said, it could be so cool.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Brother could you spare $4,500


If I get the money from my bosses, this is probably how old I'd be by the time I fixed the car up.

HAHA

Have a good day everyone.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Travels and Tribulations

As most of you know I have been working alot with no real days off. Well about a week ago my boss told me to take Sunday and Monday off. He didn't have to tell me twice. I gave him my phone and I headed north. Where should I go? Should I stay at home and vegetate? Should I take a road trip?

That's what I'll do, I thought, take a road trip.

I had seen a thing on you tube about Route 66. I had always wanted to take some kind of a road trip on it, but with a better car then the peace of shits that I've had.

Now was my time. A 2006 Ford Mustang GT and Route 66. What's more American than that?

I almost just wanted to rest in bed on my days off, but then I woke up at around 10am and headed out.

First I went to QT and filled my tank. Then I headed to Walmart for a disposable camera and some sun glasses. I was so happy. Just me, myself, and I on the road. I headed up the I-17 until I got to the turn off for Prescott. After arriving in Prescott I tried to find my Godfather. I didn't try that hard. I looked for his truck and asked the clerk at Circle K if she knew where or who he was. She didn't, and that was that. I headed north again to Chino Valley. It's a very nice little town. Just north of Chino Valley is when I found a 70's muscle car. It had writing on the window and I knew that it was for sale. I pulled in to see what it was. It looked familiar. It was a 1973 Convertable Mustang. It was in good shape and I really wanted it. Especially since I will be moving in to Mary and Cameron's old house, and can work on it there. Granted I don't know that much about motors or fixing up a car, but I can learn. The guy wants 4,500 dollars for the 73 Mustang and a 72 Mercury Cougar that I can take the 351 Cleavland motor out of and put in the Mustang. My bosses said that they may lend me the money for the cars. That would be too cool. I need to take my dad back there and have him look at the Mustang and tell me what he thinks. Here is what a 73 Convertable Mustang looks like. Unfortunately I didn't take a picture of it.

Except the one I saw is blue with the black stripes.

Anyway, after I left there, I headed for Route 66.

It is getting late and I will add more pictures tomorrow. I worked on slideshow, but I can't get it to come up on my blog. All the photos I am going to have to resize and make fit. Please go to my myspace page to see my slideshow.

Thank you. Everyone take care. Squeeze your breast for peace, oh and me.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Annoying to some people


This is what David wants to do to me sometimes. He tells me every once in awhile that he wants to punch me in the face. Of course my best friend Kris told me that she felt that way too. She said you should blog about it and take a survey. I know that sometimes people are annoying, but I always thought that I wasn't that annoying. Well, I guess I am that annoying because my best friend not only wants to hit me sometimes, but also wants to hock a lugi on my mashed potatoes just for fun. Crazy mean woman. It would have been funny I do admit.

Anyway, sorry that I haven't written a blog for awhile now. Here's what's up with me lately. I am still working at Community Action, and that is going well. I haven't been working as hard as I had been. It is very nice. I go to a meeting during the day and do my regular scheduling and then at night John takes most of the calls and supervises the guys. I still have and love my MUSTANG. I still live with John and Yoko. They are always working on there music and making lots of noise. Some of it is regular noise, but still Yoko's a bitch. I like John Lennon, but he can get very annoying. Thinking he can leave the Beatles and start his own company is completely crazy. They all invest so much in Sean Lennon, their baby. I feel so bad for that baby, because it has them for parents. I understand that people can be so annoying that you want to hit them, because I feel that way whenever I am home. This is why I am hardly ever home. They may move to Japan which is where Yoko is from and that would be cool. They want to rent or sell the house when they leave. Mr. Lennon may become a teacher and Yoko will do her stupid shit. Either way the United States will be better off without them.

"Imagine all the people living life in peace."
JOHN LENNON

Some other things are that I am still loving my itouch. I have had a couple of problems with some songs that I bought that aren't showing up on it. Kris and my friend Joe say that I am better off because the songs SUCKED. Up yours assholes.

I took my Mustang in and finally got the back lever of the driver's seat fixed, oil changed, tires rotated, and all fluids topped off. I still love her. Kris still just gives me a look when I talk about my car. Late at night when I am the only car at the intersection, I floor it and turn down the connecting road. That's when I power slide around the corner. OH WHAT FUN. Such power and speed.

One of my Nike's still has a hole in it.

I haven't bought any new porn in awhile.

There's an album that I bought off of itunes that's called Life in Cartoon Motion by a band called MIKA. They are really good.

I need a haircut. Well, I need them all cut.

I miss my friends in Florida. I miss Florida.

I haven't bought anything for Rylee's birthday yet.

I need some days off so I can take a road trip.

I need a vacation.

I am happy with my life.

Every once in awhile I miss my mom.

I love you all and hope that you have a great day.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Cool Cars and Bad Dreams


This is a scene from the movie Bullitt. Steve McQueen being badass. He did all of his own driving in the movie's major chase sequence. Above is a picture of him peeling out in reverse. Like I said BADASS.

Well on Thursday I went to Bell Ford to make an appointment to get my car fixed. They need to fix a leak in the trunk (Manufacturer error), a small handle that you use to lean the driverseat forward so you can get in the backseat, and a small box of some electronics that fell out from under the dash when I spun out about a month ago. These things make the car sound like it's a piece of shit, but I assure you that it is not.

Anyway I was made an appointment for next Thursday and then I went on a walk through the showroom, which I love. Then I went over to the parts area or whatever it's called and checked on prices for racing stripes, a satellite/ipod radio, the cold air intake, and different hoods. When I was done getting prices, I then headed back to my car on the other side of the lot. As I passed the front of the showroom, I was stopped by a salesman. Now usually I just say, "I have mustang being worked on." They say, "Ok." But not this guy.

I explained that I did have a Mustang GT already and that I was just looking at the other Mustangs. He then said, "Well, you need to look at this." He pointed up the little steps to THIS........

The 2008 Mustang Bullitt Edition. It's been 40 years since the movie Bullitt. The 1968 Mustang Fastback has been redone. If you notice there is no Mustang emblem on the front grill. That is because there wasn't one in the movie either. The salesman became totally stereotypical on me. He started pushing the sale of the car. He said, "Do you notice there are no emblems on this car?" I said, "Yes I know." He said, "Come here." I followed him around the back and he pointed out the Bullitt cap on the back. It is like my GT cap but it says Bullitt on it. He then went to the driver's side door and opened it. "Get in.", he said. I said, "No that's ok." He said, "Go ahead." I got in it. It was a totally black interior. He pointed out that it says Bullitt on the steering wheel. It had leather seats in it, which I liked. He then told me about the wheels being darker also. I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot." I jumped out to look. It was nice. He said, "Why don't you trade yours in and get this?" I said, "I just barely got mine the day before Thanksgiving." He said, "People buy and sell all the time." "I know," I said, "I can barely afford mine." He then asked, "How much are your payments?" I said, "430." He said, "Well let's check the sticker and see how much this is." We walked over to the passenger side of the car. He said, "Let's see, it's 40,000, can you do 700 a month." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I thought, and said, "No I can't" He then said something that I have only heard in movies and tv, "You know who I see in this car? Not an old man, not someone who is going through a midlife crisis, but I see YOU in this car." I laughed and said, "That would be nice, but it won't happen." He said, "It could." I said, "If I want to live in it and eat my meals out of garbage cans." That was when he finally stopped and went inside to give me his card. Crazy. Cool car though. There are a couple of problems though. It doesn't have a rear spoiler, but the one from the movie didn't either. The color is kind of cool, but kind of not. It isn't Gina.



There's a song that I downloaded from itunes, it's called Gina by Johnny Mathis.

Gina, Gina, I kissed you once and then
I felt so wonderful, so very wonderful
Let's do it over again

Gina (Gina), Gina (Gina), I can't remember when
I've ever felt a kiss that made me feel like this
Let's do it over again

Look at you, oh, look at you
So warm, so sweet, so shy
Look at me, oh, look at me
I can't believe that I'm such a lucky guy

To have Gina, Gina all for my very own
It's much too wonderful, so very wonderful
To know that Gina is mine alone

Oh, look at you, oh, look at you
So warm, so sweet, so shy
Look at me, oh, look at me
I can't believe that I'm such a lucky guy

To have Gina (Gina), Gina (Gina) all for my very own
It's much too wonderful, so very wonderful
To know that Gina is mine (Gina is mine)
Gina is mine alone

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Now I know that you are all saying how gay that is that I have a song for my car. I don't know how to explain it other than I have never had a car that I bought for myself. I love my car. I've had several pieces of shit and this is my first car that I picked out myself.

I appologize to all of you. I am sure that you are sick of hearing about my car and I am sorry.

I can't believe that I'm such a lucky guy
To have Gina (Gina), Gina (Gina) all for my very own

Oh and I almost forgot. I had a really bad dream the other night.

I had a dream that I was in the snow. I was being chased by a Predator. Like the one from the movies. I was running and I tripped and fell in a pile of snow. Now the Predator uses heat vision to find his prey. I was in the snow and started thinking that I was cold and that he wouldn't be able to see me. I was on my back and had my eyes closed tight. I was hoping that he couldn't see me. I felt him standing on me. I waited and he didn't move. I slowly opened my eyes looked through the slits. That's when I saw him cloaked (like above) standing almost on my face. He raised his speer, roared, and then stabbed me in the chest. I woke up and had never been that scared in a long time. I then felt my neck because I could tell that my heart was beating like crazy. It was beating faster than I've ever felt it before. Freaky.


That is all. Thanks for reading.