Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Friend That I May Not Deserve

This my friend in Florida. Hopefully soon she will be here in Arizona. Her, her hubby, and the 2 kids may come back. That would be awesome.

I met Steph through David and Kris. I didn't know her that well, but she was nice. And what a set of tits. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! RIP Jiggly pillows. Anyway, I slowly became better friends with her. They called me one of the girls. Not really an insult. I actually pay attention to what women want, and most guys don't. We all went and played Bingo once at the casino. That was fun. We made fun of everyone. We're asses. Later on I was making a movie and I asked her to maybe be in it. She agreed to read it. She gave me a HUGE compliment when she read it and said that she would be in it. She read off camera for that first day of acting with Ceasar. SHE WAS FUCKING AWESOME. The next week we filmed a dinner scene and she knocked it out of the park. Ceasar couldn't remember all of his lines, but she knew hers and had to wait for him to learn his. We did a final scene in the kitchen and they both nailed it. The best day of my life. We never finished that movie. Later on I tell her that I miss my grandmothers cooking. I tell her that she use to make fried ocra, sweet corn bread, homemade gravy, and all sorts of southern down home cooking. Steph explains that we should hang out and she will make this food for me. I say ok, but then never show up for what ever reason. I forget. WHAT A JERK. I am still sorry for that one. She misses and loves me. I miss and love her. I think that we should definately hang out more, and become even better friends. She means alot to me and I hope she knows this.

You are not out of sight and out of mind.


To quote the Golden Girls Theme Song, "Thank you for being a friend."

Have a wonderful day.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Life is short

First of all I would like to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I love you all, unless I don't know you. If I don't know you then you'll just have to wait for the love.

I heard again the other day that somebody painted racial death threats to the President Elect Obama on a thrift store's, or soup kitchen's front door. The Secret Service is investigating. This is semi retarded. Someone can't threaten a black man in this day and age and get away with it? NIGGER PLEASE! That's crazy. I can say right here and now that I will kill the POPE on Tuesday, but I won't be watched because the POPE is white. Not only that but the pope is an ex-Nazi Youth. How fucked up is that. The Jew hating Whitey is okay to make threats on, but the black Muslim President Elect is not? How fucked up is that. Whitey protects his own I guess. They pretend to be concerned that Obama may be assassinated, but nobody cares if President Dumbass, I mean Bush gets killed. I just can't believe that. I think it's a bunch of look at us trying to help. We are going to send our Secret Service to investigate. Oh that's great. Wait a minute, who's watching the President Elect? BANG! BANG! Congratulations, Joe Biden is your new President Elect. What the fuck! Why? He's WHITE.

Seriously though, Obama needs some Harlem hard hitting niggers to be his bodyguards. Then he'd be safe. Well unless they all walked by a store that had Grape Drink, Watermelon and Chicken on sale. Then they'd all leave and he would be unprotected. Although, you're asking why he isn't going in the store with them. Well that's because he's only half black. He will be conflicted. While he is trying to make up his mind, BANG! BANG! Congratulations, your new President Joe Biden. FUCKIN' WHITEY! If we owned these people, shit like this wouldn't happen.

By these people I mean the Chicken loving Koons.

Now I know you're all saying but Phillip, you don't really feel this way do you? Yes I do. Maybe some of you are misinformed, because you know that I love the movie American History X. By the end of that movie the lead character has realized the error of his ways from when he was a skinhead. Well the fact is that I love American History X, but only the first 10 minutes of it. The rest of that movie is total fiction.

That reminds me of a joke. What to Apples and Niggers have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

Now on to other things.
Yesterday was Thanksgiving. I had a fine day. I didn't really go anywhere other than Kris and Dave's house. They had brought me some food from Gingers and I enjoyed it. I was suprised by a piece of cornbread. I haven't had homemade cornbread since my grandma was alive, and that was a long time ago.

Speaking of dead relatives. My mom died 2 years ago today. 3:19AM is when they pronounced her dead. It was a sad time then. I was all alone in Kansas with my Stepdad who was like a child and feeling guilty for her death. In a way I had no time for myself when I was there. Only at the bar when I was meeting her friends. It's sad because we were never that close, but I feel that she thought that we were. I really wish that was true. I miss her almost everyday. Whenever I think of my childhood or certain things that I learned in my life, the memory of her always pops up. When I see moms and their children together it makes me sad, because children sometimes take things for granted. Hell, people in general take things for granted. I'm getting sad now and almost in tears. I will stop now, and say that the 80's Rock band Cinderella said it best, "You don't know what you got 'til it's gone." I MISS AND LOVE YOU MOM!

This will be weird after that sad thing, but it's the one year anniversary of when I bought Gina. I still love her. She's awesome and powerful. Everyday I get in that car it makes me happy. I wish my mom could've seen it.

Ok, my throat is feeling a bit funny. Sad times right now, but a wonderful time to be alive.

Things I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for the 250 proteins that combined to make a one cell organism. Also that that one celled organism turned into a fish, and that that fish became a lizard. I'm glad that Lizard walked out of the water and started walking on 2 legs, and that that turned into a chimp and that that soon turned into a man. After a long while then I am also thankful for Jan, Kris's mom, for having sex with Kris's dad. Without them there would be no Kris. I'm thakful that I got a job at the Drive in movie theater with my friend and that's where I met Kris. I was shy at first but then soon began talking way too much. We became fast friends and when my friend and her broke up, I was done with her and stayed with my friend. Then when they got back together for a short time, she explained how she thought that we were friends too. I explained to her that if they broke up again I would go with her. What the hell I only knew him a scant 9 or 10 years, why shouldn't I just bail on him. After all, she had boobs. You know I love boobs. Then we hung out and all was great, until I started falling in love with her. After the worst year and a half to 2 years of my life with this unrecoited love, I figured that I would tell her how I feel. I did just that, but knew that she didn't feel the same. Now that that was off my shoulders we were free to be Just friends, which is what she'd been with me all along. After that our friendship grew even better.

It's been a hell of ride the past 19 years and I can't think of anyone better that I would like to spend my life with. I LOVE YOU!

Without Kris, there would be no Rylee or Ramsie. Without Rylee I would be a little bit dead inside, and Ramsie makes me smile for no reason.

I'm thankful for all of my other friends too. I hate to cheapen it to just one sentence after that whole biography I just laid out, but it's getting late.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I hope you all have a wonderful rest of the year.

Oh and you thought I forgot. I am also thanful for.....

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

World events and other shit

Kris didn't know who Clark Gable was. We were watching a reality show with his grand daughter in it. Well there you go.

Something else that's interesting is this 8 year old that killed his father. They are unsure if the boy did it by himself or if someone else did it. That little son of a bitch should be tried as an adult. They should probably just hang the fucker. Really I'm not sure, but I was going to go off about this whole situation. I got bored after I wrote the first sentence of this paragraph.

So now, I think I will write about work. I am now the Godlen boy again. I know that I've said that before. End of the month is coming and that means BONUS. Also, the end of December will be a BIG CHRISTMAS BONUS. The thing with that though is that I owe Kris's mom like 600 dollars. So, I will pay her and then maybe have some left to buy tint or stripes for Gina, my mustang. All is good right now. I'm loving it.

Some other things are that some business got in trouble the other day for having their customers bet on when President Obama would be killed. The Secret Service stepped and made them stop. It's a free country the last time that I checked. If I want to say that Obama may me dead in 6 months is only my opinion. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Oh well, I will talk to you all later.

I love you guys.

Peace out.

Thursday, November 20, 2008


I don't have much to say other than what happened in the last couple of days.

I watched The Clone Wars on Blu Ray DVD, along with Step Into Liquid and Vacancy. They were all good. Step Into Liquid was a documentary type thing about surfing. It was like one of those Warren Miller Skiing videos. Very cool.

Tonight I bought Tropic Thunder on Blu Ray DVD. I heard that it is very funny.

Kris and I watched some more shows tonight. I brought us candy and I bought me some Chinese Food. I did Chicken Chow Mein and Egg Rolls. I am going to stop writing now, and go home.

I appreciate you guys reading my blog.


Monday, November 10, 2008

Reality Bites

Not the Ben Stiller movie with big breasted Wynona Ryder. I do realize that the 2, sometimes 3 people that read this are women. These women have no need to know about or see boobs. Anyway, Kris and I watch several reality shows. She watches even more then that. One of our shows, or maybe my show, is Celebrity Rehab 2. One of the women on there is a model named Amber Smith.

Now I put that picture up because it's sexy. I was looking for a woman that was in a movie called Hell Ride. She wore a shear white t-shirt with no bra, and that was really sexy. I couldn't find a picture of it, so I just gave up. Kris told me that you girls would not care.

Anyway, we watch all kinds of crazy reality shows. We watch Rock of Love Charm School, Paris Hilton's Best Friend, Supernanny, Wife Swap, a new one called Super-manny (That's right Kris I just watched that one.) Now I'm addicted to some more. Oh and of course I forgot the main one for me Celebrity Rehab 2. I think I like that because the people on there are such a train wreck. That's why Kris and I love watching these shows, it makes our lives seem so GREAT. Who am I kidding, our lives are great. Of course I am talking about when we are together.

Let me break it down for you guys.

First of all I just got teary eyed from watching this Super-manny show. I'm such a girl. It was just such a fatherly moment that it brought a tear to my eye.

Ok now back to Kris and I, the ones that count. LOL!

Well we get together usually on my days off. I come over and play with Ry in the bedroom or on the computer. We play superheroes or watch you tube clips of superheroes. Then Kris and I sit and watch our shows. Sometimes I bring us Oreos or milkshakes. We have no worldly worries when we watch our shows. Very nice and laid back. We have it good, and some would say great.

Anyway onto other stuff that has happened to me.

Was working here for about a week, teaching Jazzercise. Didn't work to well. They wanted someone with more experience. I played it off the best I could and got away with it for the better part of a week. Fucking people didn't feel that JAZZ HANDS is part of what Jazzercise is. Fuck them, it didn't pay that well anyway.

I love that Ry is so into superheroes because of me introducing her to it. The other night when Kris and David were putting Ry to bed, I called Kris and could here Ry ask for her comics to sleep with. That made me smile. Way cool.

Things at work are going well. I am the golden boy again. The owner of the company fills my gas tank and throws me money every once in awhile. Very cool. At the end of October I received my bonus like usual. I was getting $350 dollars a month, but at the end of October my bonus was $475 dollars. So I'm doing great at work all around.

My cousin wants me to perform his wedding in December. It's just going to be friends of him and his girlfriend. Nobody's parents. I find that stupid. Present company excluded, because they are just getting married because. It seems that people now days are getting married for the hell of it. Marriage has lost it's meaning through the years. Oh well, it's his life. I'll take pictures and then tell everyone about what a travisty it was.

Speaking of marriage....I voted against GAY MARRIAGE. It's a slippery slope if you let people of the same sex get married. Pretty soon you'll have Lions and Zebras getting along. Crips and Bloods, Peanut Butter and Green Beans, Chinese women and American assholes, Pedophiles and young children all getting along. That is not right. The world will be out of balance. I know you all think that I'm nuts, but that's how I see it.

I also voted for Obama. I know that you are all blown away by this too. If I am a racist then why did I vote for Obama? It was somewhat of a last minute decision. I know that the only thing that Blacks are good at is picking cotton. Maybe they're good at debating why slavery wasn't right. Who are we kidding, it was a better time back then. Obama might be a great president. He'll PIMP Airforce One and his Limo. He'll drink out of large chalices, and have large rings and chains decorating his body. He won't take any shit from any country. He'll pop a cap in the ass of someone that speaks wrong to him. Meaning foreign dignitaries, or whoever.

Can't think of anything else. I was trying to think of other stuff, but all I can think of is what I just wrote. I don't have the internet anymore, and I have to write all my stuff at once. So there were little things that I deal with in life and I think that I want to write about it, but then I forget.

Well, I love you all very much.

Sorry that you had to read so much.

I'll try to write more frequently.

Have a good day everyone.

Oh, by the way, I asked a girl out that works at the Firesky Resort. She is 27 and loves movies and is an avid reader of books. I just asked if she wanted to go for dinner and a movie and she said yes. Now we are just playing phone tag. She's it.