Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A Long Time Coming

It's been 3 months since my driver's license was suspended. I miss my Mustang. Hell, I miss driving. Although, you do stupid shit and you get punished. I have DEFINATELY learned my lesson. My bosses are going to help me with some money to get my license back. They are also going to help me with money to get my car out of impound in Camp Verde. That will be nice. Hopefully we can do all of that on Monday. I am so excited. I can't wait.

Sorry Kris, I was going to write a funny and bigger blog, but it is late. I have to be up at 7AM.

Keith said that the reason why he was waiting to activate my Blackberry was because he was waiting for the billing cycle to come around. So we are going to go tomorrow. FOR SURE.

I love you and all the mammeries (spelling?), I mean memories. LOL.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Twinkies and shit.

Twinkie stopped using their mascot. THey now just have a plain package. Kind of boring. I know that you don't like Twinkies. Although, I'm supposed to be talking to all my friend's. You and I know that nobody reads this. Maybe Jamie reads this but I think that that is all. Oh well, case of rum, case of rum.

My friend likes to mess with my self esteem. So now she said that my calves and biceps are an inch bigger than her daughter's. I am so sad right now. I would like to gain weight, but I can't. I have a high metabolism. I will try to gain weight and maybe eat more times during a day.

Don't really know what else to write about. So I guess that's all.


Friday, April 24, 2009

What up BITCHES?

I am sitting here getting ready to go to back to bed and rest before I have to go to work. I am having a good day so far. I've had a great week. Kris and I had a good time the other day, and now we are waiting for her case to come in. I am hoping that work will be getting better, because we changed the schedules of some people a little bit. I haven't received a letter from Melissa in prison yet. Who knows if she will write me back. I have no idea what will happen. Rachael said that I should go to or whatever because that is where she met Chris. That would be nice to meet somebody, but then also I wonder if I even have time to have a life like that. Kind of sad. I work at night and during the weekend so who knows how that would play out, but I guess you don't know until you try.

Things I learned this week are....
My friend has 57DD boobs. LOVELY! HAHAHAHA.
They have somekind of surgery that makes women not have cramps.
This beer called Taurino tastes pretty good and has an awesome bottle.

I guess that's all for now.
I love you all. WELL YOU KRIS, I LOVE YOU.

Have a great day.
If Jamie is reading this then squeeze one of your boobs for me, and enjoy the day or the night.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

20 Years of Friendship

Let me tell you all how the "Adventures of Kris and Phillip" began.

It was 1989, and an alien from Zulag landed on this planet. He confronted an earthling girl named Kris and they became fast friends. He offered to take him with her to his planet, but she had to have earth sex with him. She declined and tried to trick him into taking her to Zulag without the sex. She said that they could have sex when they got there. He explained to her that when he got there he wouldn't have his earth body. She then thought that was too outrageous of a story. That alien ended up leaving earth and never returned. Around the time that this alien landed on earth was the time that Kris and I met at the drive in movie theater. I believe you all know the story.

Anyway, it's been 20 years that we've been friends. We've a had a great run and it only get better. I don't know what else to write. I am pretty tired. Tonight I took us out to eat. The other day I bought her a small pink computer and she loves it. Before that I had written a poem for her. Then I wrote a song parody for her. After that I bought a card.

I gave these things to here last night. For me she wore a low cut outfit. I love me the boobs.

That's about it. I am very tired.

Sorry it's such a lame blog.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Sometimes people annoy me.

Just went through the Jack in the Box drive thru tonight and as I looked in through the drive thru window, I noticed a teenage kid with his pants down to the middle of his ass and his hair like the kid in the picture. He wasn't showing any underwear because his shirt was covering it up, but still I wanted to climb through the window and punch him in the fucking face.

This week I went to Sedona with my friend Rachael. We had fun. The weather was perfect. I had trout and a beer and she had some kind of salad and a beer. Very nice. We went to the church that is built into the rock. So peaceful.

Then the next day we hiked South Mountain and then went and bought me a camera. We then ate at Subway and then later at a mexican place. We hung out with our friends that night and then headed to my house. She was very uncomfortable when Roscoe was barking at her and lunging at her feet. Then after I closed the gate and she was on the outside of it, she let him sniff her hand and then she came inside. I appologized for my house, but she said that she could see the potential in it. The next day we woke up and I took her to the airport and then went to hike South Mountain. I had fun.

I bought a digital camera and just have to buy a USB cable and then I will be good to download all my photos.

Ok well now that I wrote basically nothing. I am going to go back to talking to Joe on Facebook.

I love you guys or whoever is reading this very much.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Just Plain Stuff

Well I'm sitting here watching The Punisher: War Zone. It's ok, but not as good as the Thomas Jane one. I'm not sure what to write about.

I wrote to a prisoner named Melissa Murray. She wrote me first, and then I wrote her back. She is a white 33 year old single mother of 2. She is 5'6" and 136 pounds. When dad first asked me about having a woman write me, I was unsure that I wanted that. Then I got the letter and thought that I might as well. She is lonely and I could write her and make her happy. The whole thing started when she saw a picture that dad sent to his girlfriend. She liked what she saw of course. LOL. So when she writes me back she will send a picture of herself. She says that she still has 3 years left in her sentence. I have no idea where any of this will lead, or if it will lead anywhere. I don't know what she is in for. I will ask her when I write her again. Oh well, just thought I'd let you ALL know what was going on with me. LOL!

Ok, I thought that I would let you, Kris, know what was going on.

I love you of course. Figure out where we are eating tomorrow.

Talk to you soon.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Just a quick thing



I'm kidding. Just thought I'd write to let whoever reads this know that my days off are over. I now have to go back to work, and I have to go to court next Tuesday. I may be able to take driving class. I really hope that I can.

Also my friend Rachael will be showing up on the 24th, I believe. Can't wait to see her, but I hope that I can get some time off.

That is all for now. I am going to go home and watch How to lose friends and alienate people. Hopefully it's as funny as it looks.

Hung out with my friend Kris tonight and we had a lovely time as always. It is coming up on 20 years that we've known eachother. I am planning some kind of event for us. We will have food and whatever else. That will be at the beginning of April.

Well, take care ya all.


Monday, March 16, 2009

Windmills In My Mind

I haven't written for awhile. Nobody reads this anymore except for maybe two of my friends. That would be Kris and Jamie. I will still write as if I have a HUGE following. Could happen. LOL.

Gee, where to start.

Well, I am still happy with my job. I do wish that it paid what it used to, that would help me and Kris out very much. HAHA. I have been getting 700 dollar bonuses every month instead of 350, and that is very nice. Right now I am sitting in a guard house surfing the internet and I just finished watching a movie. Not to bad for work. I'm not digging ditches, putting or tearing off roofs, or doing yard work. With Arizona having the highest unemployment rate in the United States, I feel very lucky to not only have a job, but a pretty kick ass job. I know some of you may say, "But you're just a security guard." I could give a shit. I check some doors, sit in a guard house and watch tv or surf the internet, and patrol around and check on my employees. I wouldn't trade that for anything at this moment. Other than to Direct a movie, but that's another story.

Serjio and I are still working on the treatment for the Mexican Gangster Comedy movie. I wanted to call it Mexican Me, you know like American Me. Anyway, we have some great ideas and some funny jokes. We are almost to the end. As soon as we figure out the ending, which will probably be Tuesday, then I can start on the script. I love writing, creating whole stories right out of my imagination. I've written 2 full movie scripts and 3 short movie scripts. This will be the 3rd full movie script, but it will be different. I have never written a comedy, and I have never written something that I've created with someone else 50/50. Should work out pretty good. Whether we really make this thing or not, it'll still be an interesting and fun experience.

Something right now that's bothering me is that I really want to figure out what to do with my HUGE backyard. Plus, I want to hire somebody to clean my front and back yard. Then I need to have my dad move his Chevy Cavalier out of my driveway. Also I need to get some used tires put on my 61 Oldsmobile that is also in the driveway. As soon as I move those, I can park my Mustang under the car port. I would really like to have an automated gate that opens when I push a button. So much work that I want to do to the place, but it all costs money. I've been thinking about pulling a Rob and getting a roommate, but I don't know because I like being alone. That's another thing. I have 3 rooms in my house. One room (the smallest) is my reading room, another room is my bedroom, and then the room next to mine is just sitting there empty. I mean, it's got some stuff in it but just a little storage. Connected to that room is the laundry room. So much that can be done. I was thinking about building a small room behind my bedroom that would have a jacquzzi in it. You would walk through the laundry room into the hot tub room. Maybe it would be like a sun porch. I just don't know. I still need to fix up the kitchen a little too. I want to redo the cabinets and the faucet. The whole interior could use a good paint job too. It's all white inside, except for the kitchen. The thing that I've noticed recently is that it's really dusty inside. I just need to get off my ass and clean everything first. Then figure out how to keep the air circulating so that I'm not breathing in dust. THOSE ARE MY DREAMS, SO FEEL FREE TO SHIT ALL OVER THEM. Ha ha.

Now on to a movie review. Don't worry, it's nothing huge.

Just watched Milk. Gay movies are interesting because I have to be in the mood for them. I'm far from Homophobic, but just watching guys kiss and roll around naked isn't something you can just watch right after a romantic comedy. So first lets go with my ANTI Milk slant.

Here is a picture of Harvey Milk from the movie, he's speaking to a group of gays.

Here is Hitler speaking to the Nazi's.

Now is it me or are the gays just like the Nazi's. Trying to organize and take over and make everyone go the gay way. I say FUCK NO to that. And the faggots wonder why I hate them so much. Well let's see, the Nazi's killed Jews, and the Faggots kill straightness in people. Basically they can all go to hell!

Seriously though, it was a good movie. Really crazy how he died and the guy that did it. Very cool.

That's all for now. I have to turn the computer off and get all my stuff ready to go home.

I love you all.

I will write more frequently from now on.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Sorry for the boobs again, but it does pertain to my story.

Last night as I patrolled around Cotton Center at 48th st. and Broadway, I had to take a leak. I drove over to one of the port-a-johns and stopped the car. As I started to get out, I saw headlights illuminating the door panel as I opened it. It was a flatbed work truck. I got out of the car to find out if the guy needed something. He was a bald man in his mid forties with a woman sitting right next to him in the middle of the seat. As I asked him if I could help him, I noticed that the woman wasn't wearing a shirt. Not only that, but she wasn't wearing a bra either. I thought, "This is odd." Then he started to play with her left boob. He then said, "Do you know where a facsinations is around here?" They were both just looking at me without a care in the world. Not laughing like they were playing a joke on me, and not seeming that least bit shy about anything. I looked him in the eyes and said that I did not know where one was. I then told him that a Castle Boutique was on 50th st. and Washington. All the while he is playing with her left boob. He then said thanks and backed the truck up. He then drove away.

What a weird thing. Just thought you guys would get a kick out of that.

I couldn't find any images of a guy playing with a woman's tits, so I put the closest one I could find.

Have a great day everyone.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Fun Times and Lazy Times

My friends favorite car that she loved. Poor thing. Her mom sold it. This is around the time that I met her.

Last week we hung out and had a great time. I took us out to eat. We talked about old times and had lots of fun. I know that I go on and on about my friend Kris, but we have such history together. I love her alot.

On to something else. I watched several movies these last couple of weeks. I watched Saw V, Zach and Miri make a Porno, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, Ultrachrist, American Carol, and then I watched King Kong on Blu-ray. American Carol sucked balls. The others were good.

Ultrachrist was funny. It was about Jesus coming to earth for judgement day, but nobody takes him serious. He then realizes that he has to be like a superhero and use his powers to help mankind and SAVE the world. Funny stuff.

Something else that's pretty cool is that Serjio called me the other day and said that his friend got funding for a movie. The idea is a comedy dealing with mexican gangs. Kind of like Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. Except I want to do more of a regular comedy, instead of a spoof type movie. Serjio said that him and his friend Ted don't know how to write a script so they may ask me to do it. That would be cool. I've already thought of several funny scenes. We will see how that works out. At least I could finally get something put on video or film.

The part about me being lazy is the fact that I hung out on my couch and watched several movies. Then I would end up falling asleep on the couch. I wrestle with my dog and he is doing real well. He lays down when I tell him too.

I love you all and I hope you have a good day.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Boobs, bullets, and beer

Of course you all know about my OBSESSION with breasts. Well, this picture always cracks me up because Sophie Loren, who had a great set eventhough it doesn't look like it in the picture, is staring at Jane Mansfield's breasts. I believe that she is thinking that they are going to fall out at any moment. A little side note is that later Jane Mansfield would die in a car accident. She was decapitated. Poor thing.

I hope my obsession is a healthy one.

As for the bullet. There's a guy named Vinh, and he goes to the bar that dad and I go to in the morning sometimes. The guy is always there. He is a government contractor and makes real good money, so I guess that he can sit there all day and drink. No worries for him. Well, he is going to Jerusulem on February 14th. He is really scared because there's some crazy shit going on there right now. He always mentions how he's going over and doing his part for the United States Government. I appreciate him doing that but it seems like he may go a little bit overboard with it. Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy. He's always giving his food to the homeless guys on the corner or whatever. Anyway the other day we were talking about how he is going over there, and I asked him what kind of side arm he had. Whether they issue him one or if he takes his own? He informed me that they issued him an HK 9mm. I told him that I shot one of those and that it is a great gun. He then started talking about the magazine. Then he said that he had the magazine in his car and if I wanted something to remember him by. He said, "I could give you a bullet and then you'd have something to remember me by." I told him that I would hold on to it, and WHEN HE CAME BACK, I would give it back to him. He then went outside and brought the bullet back to me. I know have it at home on my DVD shelf.

Sorry for that boring story, but I just found it a little interesting. I can't explain right now all the thoughts in my head.

Don't think that I was going to write anything about beer. I just needed something that went along with Boobs, bullets, and beer. I do have MGD in my fridge at home. Todd if you're reading this, I do still drink the Bud Light. Although my dad says that I need to drink regular Bud because I need to gain weight and not lose any.

That is all for now. I don't know if I told you guys that my boss bought me an internet card thing from Cricket. It is way cool. I can now blog from home. OR Watch alot of free porn videos. I mean, do my work realated stuff.

I love you all.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

We the People......

Well we now have a new president. AWESOME! Bush was an idiot that couldn't do anything right, except maybe sleep. Oh, he also never had a problem taking vacations. I'm so hopeful and happy about this new president. Although, anyone's better than Bush. I missed the inauguration speech, but I will be watching it soon on youtube. The thing that upset me the most was how the media is asking black people what they think of Obama. Let me think about this for a second. Aren't we all equal? Now all of a sudden you're going to only ask the black people what they think of a black president? It's stupid. Why don't we ask women how it feels that they can vote now? Only ask the women because we are not equal. Equal rights is there for a reason. It just angered me everytime I saw it. It's like, "How racist are you?" Maybe I'm silly to think that the world is color blind. It was only about 3 years ago when they finally integrated the black and white prom in the south somewhere. DUMBASS PEOPLE! A friend of mine did say that it's only been 40 years. I guess that may take awhile.

A friend of mine is upset because no appology came from President Obama about taking this land from, and sometimes slaughtering, the Native American people. REALLY? Do you appologize to every black man you meet, because maybe your ancestors owned slaves? Did Bush appologize for getting us into this war? Do the British appologize for maybe killing my ancestors during the American Revolution? Do you appologize to your feet for walking on them all day? Do you appologize to other people for breathing their air? It's called history for a reason. An appology won't change what happened. GET OVER IT.

Something else that happened is that I have a new reader to my blog. Her name is Jamie. HELLO JAMIE! Welcome to my world.

Also my bosses just bought me a cricket internet USB thingy. So now I can sit at home and write my blogs. I don't have to wait for a week until I'm at Kris's house to write a blog. It's actually a good connection too.

Here's what I've been up to. I hung out at Kris's the other day and we watched some shows and then I hung out with Jessica for about 3 and half hours. We talked and I found out that we had alot in common. Although, she fell asleep because I lulled her to sleep with my monotone voice. LOL! Then I went home and of course fell asleep on the couch. I paid 1300 dollars on my bed and then I end up falling asleep on the couch watching movies. I then woke up late and headed over to Kris's house to play Rock Band, eat steak, and watch Lost. All was cool. Of course I played superheroes with Ry and hung out with David, Kris, Taylor, Jamie, Jessica, and Linda. After everyone left and David went to bed, Kris and I watched a show of ours. Then she went to bed. I caught up on all my shows and read my new friend Jamie's blogs. I also ate about 6 or 7 brownies. I LOVE THEM SO! At about 4 A.M. I went home. I came home and wrestled with my dog a bit and we played keep away. Then I fell asleep on the couch again while watching a bad independent movie from the 40's or 50's. I woke up at about noon and watched Max Payne on Blu Ray. It was nowhere near as cool as the video game. I ate some Top Ramen stuff that I stole frum Kris's house the other night. Now I'm writing this.

I work tonight, which sucks. For those who don't know, John quit. He was the other Supervisor. So now I have to try and figure out a new schedule that will work with my days off. I could maybe change my days off to be Thursday and Friday, but I'm not sure if that would be good for everyone involved. I'm hoping that now that John is gone that I will either get a raise or a bigger bonus. Let's hope. I'm still loving my work and my boss is really cool.

Well, I guess I've rambled long enough. I am going to take a nap and then take a lovely bath. Then it will be back to work for me.

I love you all. Have a great day and a wonderful night.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

When I Die

My friend Serjio and I have figured out that we want our favorite songs playing at our funeral, memorial, wake, or whatever. Plus something that is interesting is maybe the way someone tells a story. For instance Serjio said that he wouldn't really have any stories of me to tell, but he would tell the Brigitte stories that we all love so much. Kind of funny to me.

Things that are also interesting is what kind of stories are the people in your life going to tell about you. When you leave this life of ours, will you have touched someones life in a special way. I think that I have, and I hope that people have great stories to tell about me.

The other day I went to Starbuck's for a cup of coffee and on the cup was written this.....

The way we get to live forever is through memories stored in the hearts and souls of those whose lives we touch.That's our soul print. It's our comfort, our emotional nourishment at the end of the day and the end of a life. How wonderful that they are called up at will and savored randomly. It seems to me we should spend our lives in a conscious state of creating these meaningful moments that live on. Memories matter.

Amazingly enough that was a quote by Leeza Gibbons. I thought it was very profound and thought that it was written by a scholar of some sort, but it wasn't.

A song that I will definately play at my memorial is the song, "Say" by John Mayer. The song was in the movie The Bucket List.

The song is about what I had said at my mom's memorial. Cherish every minute. Say what you need to say.

Here are the lyrics for Say.......

Take all of your wasted honor
Every little past frustration
Take all of your so-called problems,
Better put ‘em in quotations

Say what you need to say [x8]

Walking like a one man army
Fighting with the shadows in your head
Living out the same old moment
Knowing you’d be better off instead,
If you could only . . .

Say what you need to say [x8]

Have no fear for giving in
Have no fear for giving over
You’d better know that in the end
Its better to say too much
Then never say what you need to say again

Even if your hands are shaking
And your faith is broken
Even as the eyes are closing
Do it with a heart wide open

Say what you need to say [x24]

It's a very great song. Things that I missed was little things that I didn't say to my mom when she was alive. Kris sometimes makes fun of me that I want a hug before I leave or she goes to bed. That could be the last time that we see eachother alive.

Sorry so kind of morbid, but please Cherish everyday and every little minute that you are alive. It all matters.

I love you all and I hope that you have a great week.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

I'm in a Good Place

Something funny I found from google images under the word, "Happiness". Shawn asked me the other day how I was doing. I told him that I was doing very well. I'm in a great place in my life right now. I know that I've said that alot, but it's good to see it every once in awhile.

First of all for Christmas I got an 800 dollar bonus from the owners of the company. The cool thing with that is that we also got a bonus at the end of the month. That one was 350 dollars. Very cool. :)

Now the semi bad thing is.....
On Saturday morning I was pulled over by the police.
The reasons were.....
Expired Tags. (Nov. 08)
No License Plate Light.
License Plate Cover covering up the word ARIZONA. (New 2009 law.)
No Current Address in system on AZ Drivers License.
Proof of Insurance not in the car.

I fixed them all. It should be fine. I hope the judge will throw it all out being as it's fixed. I will find out on January 27th.

Things are going so great at work. The owner, Keith, has been giving me all kinds of treats. Money, his wife makes me food, and he compliments me on the work I do. I love it.

Now for some stories.
The other day my dad and I were at the bar and some guys behind us were talking about towel heads. I just thought it what kind of funny for someone to be racist out in the open like that. (Not that it's ok to be racist in the privacy of your own home, but it is a human right.) They were older guys and that's just how they were. I just found it funny and weird.

Another story is that I am also happy about my life, because I still LOVE GINA. My mustang is awesome. What I don't like is what the new 2010 Mustang looks like.

2006 Mustang GT

1010 Mustang GT

So there it is. I finally wrote a blog.

Not that you care but I also started a blog that will show Gina in different locations. Who knows if I'll keep it up though.

It's under

I will try to put it on the side there, but I don't have much time or even remember much of how to do it.

Mrs. H. if you could help me out and also connect Todd's blog to mine, then that would be way cool.

Thank you ladies very much for reading.

Have a great day and a great year.