Sunday, February 15, 2009

Sorry for the boobs again, but it does pertain to my story.

Last night as I patrolled around Cotton Center at 48th st. and Broadway, I had to take a leak. I drove over to one of the port-a-johns and stopped the car. As I started to get out, I saw headlights illuminating the door panel as I opened it. It was a flatbed work truck. I got out of the car to find out if the guy needed something. He was a bald man in his mid forties with a woman sitting right next to him in the middle of the seat. As I asked him if I could help him, I noticed that the woman wasn't wearing a shirt. Not only that, but she wasn't wearing a bra either. I thought, "This is odd." Then he started to play with her left boob. He then said, "Do you know where a facsinations is around here?" They were both just looking at me without a care in the world. Not laughing like they were playing a joke on me, and not seeming that least bit shy about anything. I looked him in the eyes and said that I did not know where one was. I then told him that a Castle Boutique was on 50th st. and Washington. All the while he is playing with her left boob. He then said thanks and backed the truck up. He then drove away.

What a weird thing. Just thought you guys would get a kick out of that.

I couldn't find any images of a guy playing with a woman's tits, so I put the closest one I could find.

Have a great day everyone.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Fun Times and Lazy Times

My friends favorite car that she loved. Poor thing. Her mom sold it. This is around the time that I met her.

Last week we hung out and had a great time. I took us out to eat. We talked about old times and had lots of fun. I know that I go on and on about my friend Kris, but we have such history together. I love her alot.

On to something else. I watched several movies these last couple of weeks. I watched Saw V, Zach and Miri make a Porno, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, Ultrachrist, American Carol, and then I watched King Kong on Blu-ray. American Carol sucked balls. The others were good.

Ultrachrist was funny. It was about Jesus coming to earth for judgement day, but nobody takes him serious. He then realizes that he has to be like a superhero and use his powers to help mankind and SAVE the world. Funny stuff.

Something else that's pretty cool is that Serjio called me the other day and said that his friend got funding for a movie. The idea is a comedy dealing with mexican gangs. Kind of like Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. Except I want to do more of a regular comedy, instead of a spoof type movie. Serjio said that him and his friend Ted don't know how to write a script so they may ask me to do it. That would be cool. I've already thought of several funny scenes. We will see how that works out. At least I could finally get something put on video or film.

The part about me being lazy is the fact that I hung out on my couch and watched several movies. Then I would end up falling asleep on the couch. I wrestle with my dog and he is doing real well. He lays down when I tell him too.

I love you all and I hope you have a good day.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Boobs, bullets, and beer

Of course you all know about my OBSESSION with breasts. Well, this picture always cracks me up because Sophie Loren, who had a great set eventhough it doesn't look like it in the picture, is staring at Jane Mansfield's breasts. I believe that she is thinking that they are going to fall out at any moment. A little side note is that later Jane Mansfield would die in a car accident. She was decapitated. Poor thing.

I hope my obsession is a healthy one.

As for the bullet. There's a guy named Vinh, and he goes to the bar that dad and I go to in the morning sometimes. The guy is always there. He is a government contractor and makes real good money, so I guess that he can sit there all day and drink. No worries for him. Well, he is going to Jerusulem on February 14th. He is really scared because there's some crazy shit going on there right now. He always mentions how he's going over and doing his part for the United States Government. I appreciate him doing that but it seems like he may go a little bit overboard with it. Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy. He's always giving his food to the homeless guys on the corner or whatever. Anyway the other day we were talking about how he is going over there, and I asked him what kind of side arm he had. Whether they issue him one or if he takes his own? He informed me that they issued him an HK 9mm. I told him that I shot one of those and that it is a great gun. He then started talking about the magazine. Then he said that he had the magazine in his car and if I wanted something to remember him by. He said, "I could give you a bullet and then you'd have something to remember me by." I told him that I would hold on to it, and WHEN HE CAME BACK, I would give it back to him. He then went outside and brought the bullet back to me. I know have it at home on my DVD shelf.

Sorry for that boring story, but I just found it a little interesting. I can't explain right now all the thoughts in my head.

Don't think that I was going to write anything about beer. I just needed something that went along with Boobs, bullets, and beer. I do have MGD in my fridge at home. Todd if you're reading this, I do still drink the Bud Light. Although my dad says that I need to drink regular Bud because I need to gain weight and not lose any.

That is all for now. I don't know if I told you guys that my boss bought me an internet card thing from Cricket. It is way cool. I can now blog from home. OR Watch alot of free porn videos. I mean, do my work realated stuff.

I love you all.