Friday, April 24, 2009

What up BITCHES?

I am sitting here getting ready to go to back to bed and rest before I have to go to work. I am having a good day so far. I've had a great week. Kris and I had a good time the other day, and now we are waiting for her case to come in. I am hoping that work will be getting better, because we changed the schedules of some people a little bit. I haven't received a letter from Melissa in prison yet. Who knows if she will write me back. I have no idea what will happen. Rachael said that I should go to match.com or whatever because that is where she met Chris. That would be nice to meet somebody, but then also I wonder if I even have time to have a life like that. Kind of sad. I work at night and during the weekend so who knows how that would play out, but I guess you don't know until you try.

Things I learned this week are....
My friend has 57DD boobs. LOVELY! HAHAHAHA.
They have somekind of surgery that makes women not have cramps.
This beer called Taurino tastes pretty good and has an awesome bottle.


I guess that's all for now.
I love you all. WELL YOU KRIS, I LOVE YOU.

Have a great day.
If Jamie is reading this then squeeze one of your boobs for me, and enjoy the day or the night.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

20 Years of Friendship


Let me tell you all how the "Adventures of Kris and Phillip" began.

It was 1989, and an alien from Zulag landed on this planet. He confronted an earthling girl named Kris and they became fast friends. He offered to take him with her to his planet, but she had to have earth sex with him. She declined and tried to trick him into taking her to Zulag without the sex. She said that they could have sex when they got there. He explained to her that when he got there he wouldn't have his earth body. She then thought that was too outrageous of a story. That alien ended up leaving earth and never returned. Around the time that this alien landed on earth was the time that Kris and I met at the drive in movie theater. I believe you all know the story.

Anyway, it's been 20 years that we've been friends. We've a had a great run and it only get better. I don't know what else to write. I am pretty tired. Tonight I took us out to eat. The other day I bought her a small pink computer and she loves it. Before that I had written a poem for her. Then I wrote a song parody for her. After that I bought a card.

I gave these things to here last night. For me she wore a low cut outfit. I love me the boobs.

That's about it. I am very tired.

Sorry it's such a lame blog.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Sometimes people annoy me.


Just went through the Jack in the Box drive thru tonight and as I looked in through the drive thru window, I noticed a teenage kid with his pants down to the middle of his ass and his hair like the kid in the picture. He wasn't showing any underwear because his shirt was covering it up, but still I wanted to climb through the window and punch him in the fucking face.

This week I went to Sedona with my friend Rachael. We had fun. The weather was perfect. I had trout and a beer and she had some kind of salad and a beer. Very nice. We went to the church that is built into the rock. So peaceful.

Then the next day we hiked South Mountain and then went and bought me a camera. We then ate at Subway and then later at a mexican place. We hung out with our friends that night and then headed to my house. She was very uncomfortable when Roscoe was barking at her and lunging at her feet. Then after I closed the gate and she was on the outside of it, she let him sniff her hand and then she came inside. I appologized for my house, but she said that she could see the potential in it. The next day we woke up and I took her to the airport and then went to hike South Mountain. I had fun.

I bought a digital camera and just have to buy a USB cable and then I will be good to download all my photos.

Ok well now that I wrote basically nothing. I am going to go back to talking to Joe on Facebook.

I love you guys or whoever is reading this very much.