Thursday, December 02, 2010

Times They Are A Changin'

The date is December 2nd 2015......
I am sitting down for my breakfast drink and reading the paper on my cell phone. The Kids are grabbing their Ipads and going to school. They don't need a backpack, pencils, books, etc. This is the future.

It's an odd thing that when things change. It seems like we are so used to books that we can hold and read, but now everything is going digital. I am not going to lie, it's pretty cool that when I read The Time Machine it was on my Itouch. I just takes a little bit of getting used to. Right now I am in the process of reading Sherlock Holmes. I do have regular books still at my house. To think that someday, in maybe 20 years, you will go to a store or a yard sale and pick up a book. Then you will ask whoever you are with if they remember books. It will be like that scene in Back To The Future 2 when Marty is showing the kids in the diner how to play a video game. They say, "you use your hands?" He says, "Yeah" They say, "It's like a baby's toy." LOL. That's what we and the kids will say about books, cds, and dvds.

It's funny how in the movies the future is so advanced, but the truth is that it's changing so fast that we don't notice it. Think about it.

I am 39 years old, and I have been around for.......
*Betamax
*VHS
*DVD
*Blu-Ray
*Digital Downloads
*8 Tracks
*Cassettes
*CDs
*MP3
*Digital Downloads
*House Phones
*Cordless Phones
*Car Phones
*Cell Phones (BIG, MEDium, and the size they are now)
*Gas Engines
*Hybrid Engines
*Electric Engines
*GIANT COMPUTERS
*Personal Computers
*Word Processors
*Laptops
*PDAs
*Smart Phones
*Glasses
*Contacts
*Laser Eye Surgery
*Tube Television
*Rear Projection Television
*LCD Television
*DLP Television
*Plasma Television
*Remote Control (2 buttons)
*Universal Remote
*Library Research
*Internet

I'm sure I missed a few. Anyway, the world is great with all these things in it, but some nostalgic things are going away. Will they be missed? Does anyone really think, "I really wish I could hear this new My Chemical Romance on 8 Track." I doubt it. Are we nostalgic for certain things? Yes we are. I guess that's what Antique stores are for. There's a saying, "The more things change, the more they stay the same." I think that means that we will alway watch movies, listen to music, talk on the phone, need transportation, write on our personal computer devices, watch tv, and surf the internet. The way we do it may change, but what we do will not. Just something to think about.

Thanks for reading.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

All Things Are Going Well

Well I have done 20 podcast shows so far. All is going well. I am on ITUNES which is really cool for me. I enjoy doing it, and thinking of new topics every week. I am thankful to Serjio for helping me out with it and being my co-host. We have a great chemistry. It's pretty great that at one point I thought, "I wanna do a podcast. I wonder how I go about doing that?" Next thing you know I have a podcast. Out of 20 shows, 1,906 people have listened so far. Pretty cool.

Other things that are going on in my life are my trip to Europe that my friend Rachael and I are going on in March of 2012. I can't wait. I've been reading my Rick Steve's Europe through the backdoor. I am almost done with it, and then I will send it to Rachael for her to read. We will take many pictures and have all kinds of fun.

Something else is that my mom died 4 years ago today, and it is still sad. I think she would be proud of me for several reasons. I think she would enjoy listening to the podcast, although my dad thinks its weird. For those who don't know, the podcast is at blogtalkradio.com/itskindofafunnystory

Well I can't think of anything great and funny to write. So very sorry. I don't know why here lately I haven't been able to write witty blogs, but oh well maybe someday.

I'm still loving the boobs and I love all of my friends.

For those of you new to my blog, I hope you enjoy and if you go back and read some old stuff it's pretty funny.

Have a great day whoever you are.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Autofellatio, Chicks with dicks, and Big Red


Ok well this is about a week late. I am ready to do our next show Monday at 8pm and I haven't even written about the last show.

Well I just think Autofellatio is a weird thing. For those of you who don't know about it, it's the art of sucking ones own dick. So now more power to you if you can do this, but it just makes no sense why you would want to do this to yourself. A funny story that I remember that my cousin told me was that one day she had brought a guy home and they started making out and fooling around, and then suddenly he pushes her away and starts sucking his own dick. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Now, I said, "Did you just sit back and see what happens? Did you see if he spit or swallowed?" She said that she had actually stopped him and said, "Sit back I'll do it." That is just too funny. Weird people in this world. I mean you have a woman right in front of you that is going to blow you, and you stop her and do it yourself. What is wrong with this picture. Plus the fact that it's a little gay. Ok, it's ALOT gay!

The other thing is Chicks with Dicks. Who do these people date? I guess they date other Chicks with Dicks. I mean in one way they could take turns being the dude. It just blows my mind that you don't hear about chicks with dicks being born, but they do exist. I guess there are people out there who find this sexy, some kind of fetsh. I do not find it sexy in the least. Disturbing is more the word for it. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

Now for Big Red.........
Big Red was what my cousin called her vibrator. It was red with a black twist control at the base. She would have hours of fun with it. We both slept in the same room but in seperate beds. One night she asks me if it's ok if she masterbates. I said yeah sure. I was thinking that she was just going to finger herself and make it quiet. Alas that was not the case. Suddenly I hear a little motor, and her moaning. Then the motor gets muffled and then not and then muffled and then not. So you can picture what's going on. I then covered my head with a pillow. Too funny.

Well that's about all for now. Our next show is about superheroes, odd moments at gay bars, aliens and ufos, odd news of the week, and of course movies.

Don't worry, be happy.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

My stories


I don't know what it is about me, but I could really care less if someone feels less about me as a person because of my experiences in life. If I shat myself a couple times while at work; got a blow job by a hooker; paid a pregnant stripper 2 bucks to dance for me; or couldn't get it up for my first time having sex, that's what makes me who I am. I have been told that I am a great storyteller, and I will continue to tell these stories until I am dead.

People often shake their head at me or wonder how I could tell a certain story. I tell it because it's funny and it happened to me. Some people have stories but they are stereotypical. My stories are unique. Some are only funny to me because I lived them. Most are funny because they are so out there.

My family was not really WHITE TRASH, but from my stories you would think we are. When I was little I use to wear an underwear band around my head. I wanted to be like my dad, because he wore a bandanna. I know you thought I was going to say underwear band. HAHAHAHA. We lived in a big blue bus; and our swimming pool was a kiddie pool that my mom, dad, Timber, and I use to use. Wow, maybe we were White Trash.

The point is that all your experiences in life are what forms you as a human being. Life's a journey not a destination, as Aerosmith would say. Some people have bad luck, sad stories, death, rape, beatings, and any other horrible thing you can think of. As for me, it's all good and bad, but I do know one thing....It's kind of a funny story.

Monday, September 06, 2010

Shooting the sh*t


Religion is a funny thing. I think that I am a believer, but then there are times when I just don't know. Some things can't be explained but then sometimes it's looking for these miracles that make it seem absurd. Did Jesus exist? Yes probably so. Does GOD exist? Who knows. The Big Bang Theory is a very good possibility. I mean you can combine all kinds of things to make something. Hell, who knew that Mentos cause Diet Coke to explode? Was Joan of Arc of nutcase who heard voices, or was she an instrument of GOD? Very interesting. I am not really sure, but my friend Serjio and I will discuss these type of things on our radio show tonight.

Another thing that drives me nuts is REALITY TV. If this isn't the dumbing down of America, I don't know what is. Although there were shows back in the 50s that were a form of reality. They had a show that was called Queen for a Day, and the contestants would tell their life story and then people would vote on whose story was the worst. Then that person would win Queen for a day. Another show was called beat the clock. It was a show where people would win money if they perform a task in a certain amount of time. Those sound like they could be fun. Those are game shows, and not reality tv. Now we have just people who have no moral values, no brains, and no good reason for being on tv. It's annoying because we watch. Why? Who knows. To see people make asses out of themselves or to make yourself feel better about who you are.

I don't fucking know what the world has become. Hopefully we will get out of this funk and do something of importance. By we, I mean America. I don't give a shit what Lady Gaga is wearing, listening to, or buying at Starbuck's. My friend Serjio says, "The important information is getting pushed out of our heads, and the useless stuff is gettting put in." We may forget something like what year Colombus sailed the ocean blue, but remember "The situation" on Jersey Shore. How fucked up is that?

Well I could talk about this forever, but I will leave you with a movie review.

A movie that I saw recently that was pretty good was called, Unthinkable. It stars Samuel L. Jackson, Carrie Ann Moss, and Michael Sheen. It is about a terrorist who plants 3 nuclear bombs around the US, and the people who are trying to find them. They interrogate the terrorist. It brings up questions. How far do you push a terrorist for answers? When is torturing someone for answers too much? It's a very good movie. I highly recommend it.

Until next time, thanks for reading.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Procrastination my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fortunately that wasn't me. I said that I wanted to start a podcast, and here I am with a podcast. I've already done 4 shows already and things are going great. I still need to fine tune some things, but other than that it is good. My link should be on this page or in my profile. If it not, I'll give it to you. It's blogtalkradio.com/itskindofafunnystory and it's on usually every Friday at 8pm. So tune in if you can, or you can download them to your itunes and put them on your ipod.

A couple of thoughts that went through my head the other day. If I am at Subway and the person in front of me is ordering a sandwich and they get to the part where they ask what kind of cheese they want on it and they say American, is it wrong of me to yell out, "Hell yeah, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!"? Just a thought.

Another one is why do we tell children that there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? Are we setting them up for disappointment early? I can't tell you how many hours I wasted as a kid trying to find the end of the rainbow. HAHAHA

As for the movie teacher stuff I haven't looked into that. However I am planning a trip through Europe next year in July for 3 weeks. I have checked out several places that I want to visit. Paris, Normandy, Rouen, Berlin, Amsterdam, Milan, Venice, Rome, Interlacken, Geneva, London, and anywhere else that my friend and I can think of. My friend Rachael and I are going together. Should be fun. Time to save money.

Other than that not much else going on.

Thanks for reading.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Maybe a podcast, and maybe a movie teacher as well.


Had a wild hair up my ass the other day and started thinking about doing a podcast. For those of you who don't know what a podcast is, it's a recording of people or a person talking. It's like a blog but with the audio. I asked Joe if he wanted to do a podcast with me if I could find out what we need first. Seems pretty simple, but all I can find right now is stuff on apple. I've heard Macs are nice, but I don't have that kind of money right now. We would do a regular blog type podcast and movie talk as well. I think that it would be fun. Also then everyone can go to itunes and download our podcast there. I will keep you all posted.

The other thing is that I was checking into what makes me happy. Well movies make me happy. I mean other than Rylee and my friends. I believe that what would be great for me, is to teach either intro to cinema or contemporary cinema. I am checking into what kind of education I need to do that. That would be really nice. I will keep you posted on that as well.

Now on to something that pisses me off. Brigitte in her, "help the world while I sit on my ass" attitude. Fuck you bitch. You want to help, then go over to Florida and protest, help clean up, or donate something. Fuck you and your, "I wish everyone would stop their regular routines and just head to Florida. They couldn't lie to all of us." What do you know you crazy hippy, indigenous ear holed, bitch. Sitting there on your Facebook telling us what to do. You want to help, go do something. Stop making cheap jewlery and breast feeding your 12 year old. Get with the program. Same old shit, different day. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Something else going on with me is that the bosses at first had told us supervisors that we would be working five 12 hour shifts. Not all of them billable, but at least to be close to the phone in case we are needed. Well yesterday, I asked them why MacAfee, the one supervisor, had the weekends off and he doesn't do as much as we do? They told us that we could switch it up every once in awhile. Then after the bosses left, one of them called me back. He explained again the different ways that we could do the schedule for days off. Then he said, "Or we can afford to have one of you guys have 3 days off. You could take your Monday and Tuesday off, and then have Friday off. Does that sound good to you?" I said that it did, but asked what the catch was? If I was going to have to work 15 hour day instead of 12. He said, "No of course not." I said, "Well no I'm going to get looked at as why does this guy (meaning me) get 3 days off and we don't?" He said, "Well you do more work then they do." I said, "Well thanks for that, as least someone notices." Then that was the end of our conversation. Now I am still waiting for the other shoe to drop. That all sounds too good to be true. Who knows. I'm just going to go with the flow.

Other than that things are great.

Movies to watch are The Green Zone, and Crazy Heart.

I also want to extend an invitation to watch Mega Piranha at either my apartment or Kris's house. It looks so cheesy it's got to be good fun. We will have to all discuss a day and time for this. Maybe Tuesday. Oh well, that's all for now.

Love you guys. Have a good night and a better tomorrow.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Batshit Crazy is my diagnosis.


Ok well let's see if I can do this story justice. Where to fucking start?

Last night I worked at the Firesky Resort and Spa. It was busy and a Saturday night. They had a 20 year high school reunion for Horizon high school, and some other smaller events. Well earlier in the night at about midnight I see this woman in her mid twenties sitting on a couch outside by the walkway. She is on her cell phone and she's yelling at her boyfriend that he doesn't love her and should come and pick her up because she is fucked up. I laugh to myself and walk away. Later I come back and she is gone. I figure that the drama is over. Oh contrare mon frare. Later at about 1:20AM or so, I was talking to Shawn on the phone while walking around the parking lot, and there's a loud boom. I look over and there is this woman coming out of one of the hallways and she is on the phone. It's the same girl. She is yelling at the top of her lungs that she needs her boyfriend to pick her up or just show up or whatever. The call ends with her screaming a gutoral scream into the phone as she hangs up. Her friend then came and took her back inside the room. The scream must mean that that is the end of the drama, right? NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Then at 2:41AM, as I am sitting in the break room, drinking a pepsi, and writing my report, I get a call from house keeping. She tells me that there are 2 guys out in the parking lot trying to calm a woman down, and asks if I could check it out. I head out there to find the woman yelling at her fiance. As I watch her yell and berate him, a motorcycle pulls up and behind the guy driving is a woman. She has him stop next to the woman and her fiance. She turns to me as she gets off the bike, "Is my car ok right there?" She points at a black Mustang GT parked right next to where I am standing. I said that it was ok. She then tells me that the woman yelling is her friend and she will handle the situation.

NOW, you readers, stop right there.

Allow me to digress for a moment. First of all the woman yelling is named Nicole, and she, as we will come to find out, is bat shit; looney tunes; crazier than Manson; kill you for a penny; straitjacket wearing; crazy. The girl the made a very cool appearnce is named Amanda. She is half oriental half american. She owns a Mustang GT, so she already rocks in my book. She was tatooed on her upper arms, weighed about 110lbs, and was about 5'4". I could tell that she was the friend that always knows how to talk to Nicole. Knows how to bring her down. SO I THOUGHT.

So Amanda gets off the bike and the guy drives away. Amanda immediately seperates Nicole from her fiance. As she does this Nicole sees some guests going up the stairs to their room, and they ask if she's ok. She tells them to shut the fuck up, it's none of their fucking business. Amanda tells her to SHUT THE FUCK UP and not to talk to people that way, they were just concerned. Nicole then sees another couple going up the stairs and tells them to mind their own fucking business. Amanda tells Nicole to SHUT THE FUCK UP again. (This is when I first start to really see the crazy.) Nicole says, "Why are you yelling at me? Stop yelling at me." Amanda says, "Ok look I don't know what's going on but I'm here for you." Nicole looking at her fiance says, "You suck you fucking asshole. I HATE YOU." Then Nicole looks at me and says, "What the fuck do you want?" Amanda says, "Shut up. He's just doing his job." Nicole again, "Why are you yelling at me?" Amanda says look your fiance cares obviously because he's here now." Nicole said, "Well I fucking called him and wanted him to come here and he was too busy fucking watching porn and jerking his dick to come over." (All while this is going on the fiance is just standing there not saying a word.) Amanda said.....(Wait for it)...."You guys have a son together. He fucking loves you." Nicole said to her fiance, "I fucking hate you. You suck." She then started to run for him while trying to hit him. Amanda said, "Nicole STOP IT!" Nicole again, "Why do you keep yelling at me." Amanda says, "Do you want me to go to your wedding?" (I laugh hysterically on the inside.) Nicole says, "Yes." Then she hugs Amanda and crys. Then she pushes Amanda away and tries hitting the fiance again. Now Amanda grabs Nicole and shoves her away from the fiance, because the fiance is not doing anything. I believe that was part of Nicole's anger was that the fiance is an emotionless atomaton. Anyway when Amanda shoves Nicole, Nicole says, "Oh it's like that, you want to go? 2 seconds." Amanda steps up to Nicole, and with each step says, "One, Two. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN!" Nicole once again, "Stop yelling at me."

Ok I'm boring myself with the minutia of detail. It's easier for me to tell the story verbally. Anyway, the whole thing lasted an hour. Towards the end of it she finally called one of the female guests a CUNT and was hitting her boyfriend. I had left for a bit because everything had seemed to die down. When I came back was when I saw and heard Amanda appologizing to the cunt, and Nicole hitting her fiance. Finally then he tried to pick her up to carry her to the car. He was a big guy, but she was like a greased pig. Her skirt was pulled up and she had some writing on her underwear. He then had to put her down before they got to the car. She said that she wanted to just go to the room. Her fiance said no because I know what you are going to do. She then turned to me and said will you take me to my room. I said, "yes if you go to your room." She said that she would. As I walked with her she was telling me that he thought she was going to fight the woman Amanda was talking to. He was following us making sure that she didn't. Then Amanda started to close in too. Then Nicole looks at the cunt, and says, "Don't worry I'm not gonna fight this FUCKING BITCH!" Her fiance grabs her quick and says that that's enough. She's screaming for him to put her down. The other woman left. Nicole started to head to her room across the parking lot. Amanda stopped Nicole and tried to talk to her again. Nicole looked at me from across the way and said, "You gonna mace me? Huh?" Finally when Nicole wouldn't listen to Amanda anymore, Amanda gave up and said,.....

This is the best part coming up......"Who was there for you when you got out of rehab? Who cried for you when you was in prison?"

And then she said something that she knew would set off her friend, "Why don't you smoke some more fucking crack again?"

Nicole made a beeline (Inside Joke) for Amanda. The fiance stopped her.

I know that you guys are all saying, "Phillip, what the fuck? I thought you're security?" Yes I am but Amanda seemed to be handling it well enough. This woman was so crazy that she would have only been confrontational with me and we would have gotten nowhere. The story ended with me telling her that she needed to either go to her room or go home. I said that I didn't want to call the police but I would. She said, "Fine call the police." Finally then they talked her into getting her stuff out of the room and her fiance took her home. Amanda was going to go with them because she was too drunk to drive, her car had a breathalizer in it, but Nicole ended up throwing her shit down on the ground as they were getting in the car. Amanda said, "Fuck this, I'm not going." As the fiance and Nicole drove away I could hear her screaming at her fiance.

Now on to the interesting writing. Why the fuck does it seem like women are more bipolar type crazy then dudes are? I mean one minute this chick is like I hate you I hate you, and then she's like I love you so much. Why is this big muscle bound, (dare I say it) pretty handsome guy, with a crazy fucking bitch like her? I do understand that the nutty ones are better in the sack. Although, Stephanie will now inform me that she is not crazy, and she is good in the sack. To that I would say what they said on Superbad, "She had a breast reduction. That's like slapping God in the face." LOL! Hey Steph if the strait jacket fits.....I KID.

The other thing is then how much do you do as a friend to fucking help this chick out? My story doesn't do it justice. She was a fucking loon.

Now I want to be in love as much as the next guy, but when I see shit like I did last night, it makes me glad that I'm single. Although, I would love some regular arguing type of drama with a spouse.

Another part of my night was that I came to the jacquzzi to tell the guests that the pool was closed. The guy that I was speaking to was in his underwear, because he didn't have a swim trunks. All of a sudden this girl walks up to me and she's wearing a black bra and grey panties with a green waistband and green decorations on them. She asks my name and I tell her and then she shakes my hand. When I go to leave she says, "Phillip's the SHIT!" I laugh and wave. I go back a little bit later to see if they have left yet, because I told them the pool was closed. Some had left, but 2 were still there. Then suddenly here's this girl again. She walks up to me and shakes my hand again and introduces herself, unfortunately I don't remember her name. She then asks me what nationality I am. I tell her that I am Dutch, German, English, and all kinds of stuff. I say that I'm a Heinz 57. That's something my dad says when explaining to people what we are. I understand what he means by it, but when I told her she didn't. I was like I am a bit of everything. She said you're just an AMERICAN. I said yes. Then we talked about the weather and how she was in the Air Force. She was from Minnesota. The funny thing was that I was just trying to be nonchalant and look at her face, but my periphery was going crazy. It's funny because you girls can ask a guy if he liked the earrings that you were wearing on Tuesday and he will have no idea. If you ask him if he likes your pink panties or purple bra, he will know right away. The reason is because your earrings cover your ears, and your panties and bras cover the important parts.

Anyway, that girl ended up going to Denny's with guys she was with. I know that you would all ask about her.

Sorry this is so long. I feel bad.

Have a great day everyone.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Moving Pictures That Move Me So


I know you're thinking oh is this Phillip picking on the blacks again. No! Not on this blog. I wanted to say that I watched this movie and it was good. I had been putting it off. I had seen another Tyler Perry movie called Madea goes to Jail. That was funny with some drama in it. That one even had Rudy in it. No, not Sean Astin, but Rudy from the Cosby show. She sure has grown into a beautiful woman. Although, this newer movie didn't have Rudy in it, it was still good. So I recommend it to whoever might be reading this.

The other movie that I watched was This is It. It was ok, but not great. Would have maybe been cool to see how this concert would have been had he lived, but I guess not.

The movie that I just got done watching was Crazy Heart. It made me cry, but then again what doesn't make me cry. LOL! So there are 2 movies that I recommend.

I really wish that I could write some kind of great blog. I was rereading some of my old blogs and if I may say....They are GREAT! Very funny. I even got compliments from my friends Kris and Stephanie that it was great writing. So let me think of something.

Well for one that fucking oil leak is enough to drive me crazy. You would think that they would have some kind of back up plan for any kind of leak, but I guess not. IDIOTS!!!!!

Speaking of idiots. My friend/cousin Brig thinks that the Milky Way is going to be hit by some sort of an asteroid. She should just keep on surfing the internet and find out other beliefs and religions to follow. Hey you know what her and I have in common? I am working at an Indian resort, and she resorts to the Indians when she wants sympathy for any kind of major crisis. Fuck her and her indigenous ear holes. If they want to be an indigenous people then go live where they live and stop clogging up your western cultured Facebook status the crap that spews from your fingers. Go breastfeed your 9 year old and leave us alone. Go and find what cave Osama Bin Laden is hiding in and live there with him. We are a western culture for a fucking reason. I love America and all it stands for, the good and the bad. Give me a greasy cheese burger, chocolate milkshake, apple pie, football, Nike, Pepsi, and reality tv; over your Pagan worshipping, asteroid fearing, natural soaps, soy pizza, and hemp made furniture lifestyle any day. Gee where are you eating your soy shit? In your house? Is that located in Lima, OH USA? I believe it is. So shut the fuck up and stop being traitors of America. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

I don't know I just had to get that out I guess. Although, it all feels forced. It isn't flowing as much as those old ones did. So I am not really sure what to do about that. On the old ones it seemed that I wrote better when I was angry at someone.

The one person that I do hate. (I check the paper everyday for her obituary) If your still reading my shit then you can stop right now. Your a 4 eyed, whore, slut, bitch, blow someone for a sandwich, shit stain mark on society. The faster you leave this world the better off we will all be.

I can't really think of anyone else to write hateful things to. I will think about and write more later.

I hope you all like the new layout.

Keep the boobs shakin'. Love you all.

EVEN YOU JESSICA. LOL!

Sunday, May 02, 2010

That which doesn't kill you, can make you pass out and vomit on yourself.


Went to a domestic disturbance call at work the other day. When I arrived the man was sweating, his t-shirt was ripped at the collar, and he had scratches on his neck. The woman was out cold on the floor with vomit on her cheek and on the floor. He explained to me that she attacked him and he picked her up and threw her down. That was when she was knocked unconscious. The Police were called and the paramedics showed up. They both went their seperate ways for the night.

It was kind of crazy because we had just had a wedding at the hotel about an hour earlier. It was all smiles and love. Then I arrive at this room and these people's marriage was full of unconsciousness and vomit. It is a sad world that we live in sometimes. Well, we live in it all the time, but I meant sometimes it's a sad world. Rape, murder, death, cancer, car wrecks, child molestation, starvation, war, and any other bad thing you can think of, exists in our world.

Although, love, happiness, children's laughter, births, sunsets, sunrises, a good cup of coffee, a sunny day, flowers, puppies, kittens, naps in the afternoon, and nice soft beds exist as well. It is the ying and yang that keep the world turning and our life balanced. Sometimes our life feels out of balance, but if you stay strong then it all levels out in the end.

A saying that I always remember was the title to Bruce Willis's second album. It was called "IF IT DOESN'T KILL YOU, IT CAN ONLY MAKE YOU STRONGER". It is so right and true. Although, I've had some people say, "Well I've put up with so much shit that I should be dead." They just don't get it. They want sympathy and are not thinking of how much stronger they are for going through whatever hell they had to to get to that point in their life.

Bad things happen to all of us and that shapes who we are. The movie Legend had a line in it that said, "Without Darkness there is no light." Meaning, as I've said before, "You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life." Now that was the theme song to Facts of Life, but it is so true.

80's television can tell us alot, such as;

"The world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might right for you, may not be right for some." ---Different Strokes

"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, THE A-TEAM"---The A-Team

Ok that last one was stretching it, but I think you get my point.

I love you all and will definately write more frequently.