Monday, September 27, 2010
Autofellatio, Chicks with dicks, and Big Red
Ok well this is about a week late. I am ready to do our next show Monday at 8pm and I haven't even written about the last show.
Well I just think Autofellatio is a weird thing. For those of you who don't know about it, it's the art of sucking ones own dick. So now more power to you if you can do this, but it just makes no sense why you would want to do this to yourself. A funny story that I remember that my cousin told me was that one day she had brought a guy home and they started making out and fooling around, and then suddenly he pushes her away and starts sucking his own dick. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Now, I said, "Did you just sit back and see what happens? Did you see if he spit or swallowed?" She said that she had actually stopped him and said, "Sit back I'll do it." That is just too funny. Weird people in this world. I mean you have a woman right in front of you that is going to blow you, and you stop her and do it yourself. What is wrong with this picture. Plus the fact that it's a little gay. Ok, it's ALOT gay!
The other thing is Chicks with Dicks. Who do these people date? I guess they date other Chicks with Dicks. I mean in one way they could take turns being the dude. It just blows my mind that you don't hear about chicks with dicks being born, but they do exist. I guess there are people out there who find this sexy, some kind of fetsh. I do not find it sexy in the least. Disturbing is more the word for it. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
Now for Big Red.........
Big Red was what my cousin called her vibrator. It was red with a black twist control at the base. She would have hours of fun with it. We both slept in the same room but in seperate beds. One night she asks me if it's ok if she masterbates. I said yeah sure. I was thinking that she was just going to finger herself and make it quiet. Alas that was not the case. Suddenly I hear a little motor, and her moaning. Then the motor gets muffled and then not and then muffled and then not. So you can picture what's going on. I then covered my head with a pillow. Too funny.
Well that's about all for now. Our next show is about superheroes, odd moments at gay bars, aliens and ufos, odd news of the week, and of course movies.
Don't worry, be happy.