Sunday, June 19, 2011

Chickens With Teeth, and Turkey Nipples

Evolution is amazing. On the podcast this last week Serjio explained to me that they are doing DNA testing on chickens. They are taking their beaks away and giving them teeth in the preactivation part of the DNA process. It is quite interesting. Makes me laugh to think of a chicken with no beak and a big toothy grin. With that Serjio and I started talking about Turkey Nipples, which don't exist, but we thought was funny words to put together. That made me chuckle as well.

Some other things we talked about was whether our fathers trim their pubes. Do they have grey pubes? Do they still like their women the way they liked them in the 70s and early 80s, ALL BUSH? Who knows, and I really don't want to think about it right now. It makes me nauseous just thinking about it.

Other than that, we talked about our significant others knowing that we masturbate and how I got caught the other day. Well it's all worth a listen on the podcast. It's on Itunes under podcast and it's called, "It's Kind Of A Funny Story". So subscribe to us or just give us a listen. You can also find us on

Anyway, I don't know if anyone reads this blog, but I will try to write more ofter. Thanks for reading. Sorry if it bored you.

Love and kisses on all your pink parts,

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Discoballs and Glitter

To be gay or not to be gay. That is the question. Well I am not gay but my friend Serjio and I talked about what it would be like to be gay. Or weirder yet, who we would go gay for. It may be a fucked up thing to think about but we couldn't think of a good topic for our podcast.

We also answered an email on who we would rather be ruled by....Robot Overlords or Ape Overlords. Our answer after Serjio explained that it is better to have your nipple pinched by an ape finger than a robotic metal finger. OUCH!!!!! It was all fun and games until we discussed what we liked better Moonlighting or Remington Steele. It was a split decision.

We also talked about Serjio's face being raped and movies. A whole lot of fun stuff.

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Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Don't You Forget About The 80s

It's all about the 80s bitch. Well if that didn't get your attention, how about "Luke, I am your father." That was epic in 1980. That is not all though. What about Raiders of the Lost Ark, Predator, Risky Business, Raging Bull, Scarface, Top Gun, Platoon, The Shining, The Color of Money, Back to the Future, The Outsiders, Beverly Hills Cop, The Terminator, Aliens, Full Metal Jacket, The Falcon and the Snowman, Reds, Rocky IV, Cocktail, Rambo: First Blood Part II, Robocop, Big, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Die Hard, The Empire Strikes Back, The Untouchables, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Footloose, Once Upon A Time in America, Gremlins, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Princess Bride, Rain man, Stripes, Ghostbusters, Lethal Weapon, Young Guns, The Breakfast Club, Trading Places, Commando, Labrynth, Return of the Jedi, Major League, Blade Runner, Three Amigos, The Thing, The Lost Boys, and First Blood. That's only the ones that are in the clip above.

There are so many others. Well on the show on Thursday we will be talking about all these and more. Even growing up in the 80s was nice. We will talk about the way movies have changed through the years. Such a great time to grow up.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

What is LOVE

After 39 years I actually have a girlfiend. We met at work and she totally gets me. She loves movies, she's sarcastic, and she's an oddball. So it sounds like a match made in Heaven, or at least Phoenix. Well, we've only dated once and hung out 2 other times. She's a cool chick, but how do I know if this is the one. I mean I understand that we haven't been together long, but we had talked alot on the phone before we dated. We asked all the like and dislike questions that you could think of. We really connect, and I like hanging out with her. However, my question is how do you know if you are in love?

I have only been in love once before and it was unrecoited. I knew that I was in love then, but then again I was young. Now I am older, and maybe I've been single for way to long. It's almost like I can't wrap my head around it. She likes all my quirks, and I still am not sure how I FEEL. I guess I am waiting to be hit by a bolt of lighting. Is that how I know? Will I be just taken off my feet? Will I get butterflies in my stomach? All I know is that I would hate to think that it wasn't love and then years down the road realize that it was. That would kill.

For now though, I am taking it easy. One step at a time and all is good so far. I am hoping that this is the one, but what are the odds that the one that I finally date is THE ONE. I am so torn, but have no idea what to do. As for now I am just going to take it one day at a time. We are having a good time together. Maybe I am in my head too much.

Well I am just wanted to write something. It would have been more profound or poetic but I am kind of tired. Ok well thank you for reading.

Here's hoping.